RING
RING
RING
RING
RING
RING
Bluflameknight: (Picks up the phone) Hello? Yes, this is he....What day is it? April 19, why?...........What do you mean look through the window you?
Looks through the window to see a sniper aiming at him
Blueflameknight: Oh. Is this because I haven't updated Red Vs Blue in over 3 months...Yes...Well, I haven't really worked on it in a while since school's been busy, and with fin-
A sniper rifle being cocked through the phone
Blueflameknight:.....Uh-huh.....Uh-huh. Ten seconds?....Update it or else you'll kill me. Look that isn't really a lot of-
A warning shot was fired
Blueflameknight: "Sigh" I'll go get my laptop Tex
___________________________________________________________
We open to Church, Caboose, and Tucker as they all stare at Church's dead body which Church is not happy about
Church: I am not happy about this
Caboose: I have an idea...
Nobody responds to Caboose
Caboose: I HAVE AN IDEA!
Tucker: Yeah, we heard you the first time Caboose. We were just ignoring you
Caboose: Since you possessed that Red guy, and took control of him...Why don't you just possess your own body?
Church: Oh, I see, so that way I would be living inside of my own dead body
Caboose: Yes.
Church: Unable to move. Just laying there rotting in the sun for all eternity
Caboose: Yes!
Church: Okay, Caboose. I'll be sure to get right on that
Caboose: I think you are a mean ghost
Tucker: (Looks at Church) Dude, you really stink
Church: What?
Tucker: Your body. It stinks
Church: Tucker, the first chance we get, you are going to bury my body
Tucker: Quit your bitching, nothing's going to happen to it
Church: It's a freaking indignity! My body fought hard for this army, and it deserves to be laid to rest
Tucker: Get over it, you're already dead. What's the worst that could happen now?
Caboose: (Looks up) Hey, Church, look, birds! Why are they flying around in circles?
Church: Ugh, God...
(Meanwhile: Red Base)
We cut to Grif, Callan, and Simmons on top of Red Base
Grif: Okay, I'll go again. I spy something...That begins with-
Simmons/Callan: Dirt
Grif: Damn! How did you two-
Callan: Well, because you did rock last time
YOU ARE READING
Why Are We Here? (Red Vs Blue x Male OC)
FanfictionWelcome to Blood Gulch. Where there are two opposing sides that are in a war, the Blue Team and Red Team, and the soldiers on each side living there................Are all idiots. Follow the red soldier Callan Frazier as he experiences the wonders...
