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RING 

RING

RING

RING

RING

RING

Bluflameknight: (Picks up the phone) Hello? Yes, this is he....What day is it? April 19, why?...........What do you mean look through the window you?

Looks through the window to see a sniper aiming at him

Blueflameknight: Oh. Is this because I haven't updated Red Vs Blue in over 3 months...Yes...Well, I haven't really worked on it in a while since school's been busy, and with fin-

A sniper rifle being cocked through the phone

Blueflameknight:.....Uh-huh.....Uh-huh. Ten seconds?....Update it or else you'll kill me. Look that isn't really a lot of-

A warning shot was fired

Blueflameknight: "Sigh" I'll go get my laptop Tex

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We open to Church, Caboose, and Tucker as they all stare at Church's dead body which Church is not happy about

Church: I am not happy about this

Caboose: I have an idea...

Nobody responds to Caboose

Caboose: I HAVE AN IDEA!

Tucker: Yeah, we heard you the first time Caboose. We were just ignoring you

Caboose: Since you possessed that Red guy, and took control of him...Why don't you just possess your own body?

Church: Oh, I see, so that way I would be living inside of my own dead body

Caboose: Yes.

Church: Unable to move. Just laying there rotting in the sun for all eternity

Caboose: Yes!

Church: Okay, Caboose. I'll be sure to get right on that

Caboose: I think you are a mean ghost

Tucker: (Looks at Church) Dude, you really stink

Church: What?

Tucker: Your body. It stinks

Church: Tucker, the first chance we get, you are going to bury my body

Tucker: Quit your bitching, nothing's going to happen to it

Church: It's a freaking indignity! My body fought hard for this army, and it deserves to be laid to rest

Tucker: Get over it, you're already dead. What's the worst that could happen now?

Caboose: (Looks up) Hey, Church, look, birds! Why are they flying around in circles?

Church: Ugh, God...

(Meanwhile: Red Base)

We cut to Grif, Callan, and Simmons on top of Red Base

Grif: Okay, I'll go again. I spy something...That begins with-

Simmons/Callan: Dirt

Grif: Damn! How did you two-

Callan: Well, because you did rock last time

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