Why Are We Here? (Red Vs Blue x Male OC)

S1 Episode 4: Head Noob In Charge

We cut to Blue Base as we-

???: Hello

Uh, Caboose? How did you get here?

Caboose: Oh I found a door

A door? Um okay?

Caboose: So, what'ca talking about mister author?

Oh, I'm just narrating the next episode

Caboose: Cool, can I narrate?

Sorry Caboose. I can't let you. It's against the rules

Caboose: Oh, okay

But I think I have an idea. Have you seen my other stories?

Caboose: Yep

So you know that one character gets to recap each episode. How about you recap it for this story?

Caboose: Aw cool. An-And get I Church to join me?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh. I don't really know Caboose. I can only ask one character to recap

Caboose: Aw

Unless

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We cut outside of blue base where we see Church, Caboose, Tucker standing next to the tank

Church: Yeah I'll let you in a little secret, I've uh...I've actually got a girl back home

Tucker: Oh yeah? Girlfriend or wife?

Church: No, man, she's just my girlfriend, ya know? We were gonna get married, but I got shipped out, and...ah, you know how it works

Tucker: Oh, well, you gonna marry her when you get back?

Caboose: I'm not gonna get married. My dad always said, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free"

Church: Hey rookie! Did you just call my girlfriend a cow?

Tucker: No, I think he called her a slut!

Church: I'll tell you what, noob. I could sit out here and listen to you insult my girlfriend all day long. but as it turns out, I got a lot more important job for you to do

Caboose: Great

Church: See, we've got this general

Tucker: Right, The...General guy

Church: Who likes to come by and make random inspections of bases. So what I'm gonna have you do is, I'm gonna have you in the base, and stand right next to the flag at attention. Just in case he decides to come by

Caboose: When is he coming by?

Tucker: We never know. Could be today, could be a week from now

Caboose: You want me to stand at attention for a week?

Church: You know, you don't sound very grateful. This is the most important job at the whole base! You're gonna be right there with the flag

Caboose: What's so important about the flag?

Church: Aw, come on! Don't they teach you guys anything in training?

Caboose: They didn't tell us anything about a flag. Why is it so important?

Church: Because it's the flag, man. You know, it's th-It's the flag! It's...(Looks at Tucker) Tucker, you tell him why the flag is so important