S1 Episode 7: Check out the Treads on That Tank

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We cut with Chruch and Tucker as they are still hiding behind a rock in the cliffs as a bunch of bullets hit the rock behind them

Church: My god, doesn't that thing ever run out of bullets?

Tucker: You, in hindsight, we should have brought the tank

Chuch: Hey, Tucker, what good is a tank gonna do us if nobody here knows how to drive it?

Tucker: Yeah, I can see how hiding behind a rock is a much better strategy

Church: Well, yeah, but...Aw man. I guess I gotta give that to you

(Meanwhile: With Caboose)

We cut to Caboose as he enters the tank and it turns on

???: "Hello, and thank you for activating the M808V Main Battle tank. You may call me Sheila"

Caboose: Hello. Sheila. Big tank lady.

Sheila: "Would you like me to run the tutorial program?"

Caboose: Oh, that'd be very nice. Thank you!

Shelia: "Tutorial program activated. This program is intended to instruct non-certified personnel in the use of this Scorpion-class tank. Let's begin with some driving"

Caboose then starts to drive the tank

(With The Reds)

We cut to the reds where we see Grif and Callan on the ground as they watch Simmons firing the chaingun

Grif: Simmons. SIMMONS!

Simmons stops firing and gets off the gunner seat and they don't notice the tank that's being driven in the background

Callan: God, that thing is loud

Simmons: WHAT?!

Grif: Come on, let's sneak around the back of the rock and get 'em out

Simmons: OKAY!

Callan: Keep it down!

Grif: Come on, let's go, before they figure out what's going on

We then cut to Caboose as he is stuck on a tall rock and is trying to drive his way out

Sheila: "Now that you've mastered driving the M808V, let's move on to some of the safety features"

Caboose: No! No, wait, go back! Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?

(Meanwhile: With Church And Tucker)

Church is seen crouching as he peaks to the side and sees the reds have stopped firing. He then turns to Tucker who is standing behind him

Church: Psst, hey! They stopped firing

Tucker: Why are you whispering?

Church: Um...I don't know

(Meanwhile: With The Reds)

We cut to the reds as they are standing looking at the wall of the cliff

Grif: Ah, crap. I don't think we're gonna be able to get around this way.

Simmons: Tell me again, uh, why did we get out of the jeep?

The tank then rolls up behind them which Callan notices

Callan: Uh guys?

Grif: (Doesn't listen) Well, I guess it was this or sit there and watch you shoot rocks all day long

Callan: Guys?

Simmons: (Doesn't listen) Well, at least that was fun

Callan: GUYS!

Simmons/Grif: (Looks at Callan) WHAT?!

They then notice the tank

Grif: Holy...Crap! What in God's name is that thing?

Callan: That is a tank Grif. A tank commandeer by a blue

We then cut back to Tucker and Church as they look down at the puma

Church: Tucker, don't be stupid. They're just trying to draw us out

Tucker: No, they're not. Look, they left the jeep. They're gone

Church: Well... I don't know about this. It seems pretty fishy, but...Alright, screw it. Let's go get it

We cut to a view of Sheila HUD as she aims her cannon at Grif

Grif: Dude, hold still. I don't think it sees us

We then hear the tone of a target lock as the screen fades to black

TO BE CONTINUED...

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