We cut with Chruch and Tucker as they are still hiding behind a rock in the cliffs as a bunch of bullets hit the rock behind them
Church: My god, doesn't that thing ever run out of bullets?
Tucker: You, in hindsight, we should have brought the tank
Chuch: Hey, Tucker, what good is a tank gonna do us if nobody here knows how to drive it?
Tucker: Yeah, I can see how hiding behind a rock is a much better strategy
Church: Well, yeah, but...Aw man. I guess I gotta give that to you
(Meanwhile: With Caboose)
We cut to Caboose as he enters the tank and it turns on
???: "Hello, and thank you for activating the M808V Main Battle tank. You may call me Sheila"
Caboose: Hello. Sheila. Big tank lady.
Sheila: "Would you like me to run the tutorial program?"
Caboose: Oh, that'd be very nice. Thank you!
Shelia: "Tutorial program activated. This program is intended to instruct non-certified personnel in the use of this Scorpion-class tank. Let's begin with some driving"
Caboose then starts to drive the tank
(With The Reds)
We cut to the reds where we see Grif and Callan on the ground as they watch Simmons firing the chaingun
Grif: Simmons. SIMMONS!
Simmons stops firing and gets off the gunner seat and they don't notice the tank that's being driven in the background
Callan: God, that thing is loud
Simmons: WHAT?!
Grif: Come on, let's sneak around the back of the rock and get 'em out
Simmons: OKAY!
Callan: Keep it down!
Grif: Come on, let's go, before they figure out what's going on
We then cut to Caboose as he is stuck on a tall rock and is trying to drive his way out
Sheila: "Now that you've mastered driving the M808V, let's move on to some of the safety features"
Caboose: No! No, wait, go back! Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?
(Meanwhile: With Church And Tucker)
Church is seen crouching as he peaks to the side and sees the reds have stopped firing. He then turns to Tucker who is standing behind him
Church: Psst, hey! They stopped firing
Tucker: Why are you whispering?
Church: Um...I don't know
(Meanwhile: With The Reds)
We cut to the reds as they are standing looking at the wall of the cliff
Grif: Ah, crap. I don't think we're gonna be able to get around this way.
Simmons: Tell me again, uh, why did we get out of the jeep?
The tank then rolls up behind them which Callan notices
Callan: Uh guys?
Grif: (Doesn't listen) Well, I guess it was this or sit there and watch you shoot rocks all day long
Callan: Guys?
Simmons: (Doesn't listen) Well, at least that was fun
Callan: GUYS!
Simmons/Grif: (Looks at Callan) WHAT?!
They then notice the tank
Grif: Holy...Crap! What in God's name is that thing?
Callan: That is a tank Grif. A tank commandeer by a blue
We then cut back to Tucker and Church as they look down at the puma
Church: Tucker, don't be stupid. They're just trying to draw us out
Tucker: No, they're not. Look, they left the jeep. They're gone
Church: Well... I don't know about this. It seems pretty fishy, but...Alright, screw it. Let's go get it
We cut to a view of Sheila HUD as she aims her cannon at Grif
Grif: Dude, hold still. I don't think it sees us
We then hear the tone of a target lock as the screen fades to black
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Why Are We Here? (Red Vs Blue x Male OC)
FanfictionWelcome to Blood Gulch. Where there are two opposing sides that are in a war, the Blue Team and Red Team, and the soldiers on each side living there................Are all idiots. Follow the red soldier Callan Frazier as he experiences the wonders...
