In this setting Petey is getting his first job because he does not rob banks anymore
Bold:boss
Normal:PeteyHey Peter!
My name's actually Petey
Toh-mato Toh-Matoh get over here I want you to clean this room up and then bring me the only box on shelf 6
Petey walks over to the room there's lots of boxes and the place is pretty dusty he enters with a broom and starts to sweep
Eh okay *cleans up* hey this box that boss asked me to take them is pretty dirty Ill give it a wipe
PETER YET OVER HERE AND BRING THE BOX
Going Boss!
Petey walks over to Boss office he is there with a woman that looks sad
Here ya go
Peter-why is this box EMPTY?!?
What do you mean? It had nothing just dust.
*Twitching* IT WASN'T DUST IT WAS ASHES!!! THIS IS A FUNERARY!
Ohh that's what this place is? I thought it was a box storage no wonder the boxes are made out of wood and are decorated with flowers I'm sorry oops.
*Madness and very angry feelings to destroy Petey*
Anyways going on my lunch break be back
GET OUT AND DONT COME BACK!!!!
Hey guys remember stay Orange
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