Hehe I'm back and I'll be writing more hehe anyway this happens after the last chap, but during my nom writing they go home.
⚠️ death
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Me: Hey guys! I'm my dogman little house do we have a house? I don't know maybe this is the only house that's not on fire (yet)
(Grampa burning the house was a lemon demon reference the whole time)Petey: what!?? Were back?
Me: It has been long…too long
Grampa: I DONT want this!
(Isn't he so dreamy)
Me: You can't always get what you wantThe dogman crew reunites once again in the living room
Sarah: My blog!
Yolay; The movie I was filming!
Chief: City crime!
Dogmam: AWOOOOOOOOOOOO
(Dogman will probably talk till I go on the other directior)Petey: I needed go furnish the home you know!
Lil Petey: The club!
The other's chatter about the things they miss all because they are dragged back into the ask or dare house.
Me: a! I missed you all too! We have this nice house that's NOT on fire thanks to grampa
Grampa: cut me some slack I get mad sometimes
Me: Ermmm! Only because your you 😍
Grampa: please hate me
Me: BUT WHOS READY…..FOR THE ASKS AND DARES
Me: the first dare from my great friend g4laxy_m00n
the other's as they realize they'll be there for some time look up and nod
Everyone looks at flat petey whom is staring in shock at the screen. He furrows his eyebrows.
FP: I'm getting the hell out of here!
Spencer: No :3
Spencer grabs flat petey punches him down to the floor, he grabs his edges and folds him into a paper plane, he then, with his super alpha strength launches flat petey into space and flat petey screams in pure terror, the other's wonder how his fate ends
FP: GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD GOODBYE
Petey: Will you be bringing him back?!?!??
Me: No, I think he will be there for good :3. He'll probably die due to a lack of oxygen but not before having a few injuries!
Sarah: Well I thought he WAS always quite mean
The other's agree with Sarah, as they watch flat petey go off to never return. Some of them wave, some do not.
(To make clear I myself wanted to cut flat petey out and asked one of my friends for a dare to make it easy)
Spencer laughs and does a Summerdale out of the house
Grampa: wish it was that easy for me to leave.
Grampa: WAIT….WASNT THAT THE BANANA FLAVORED DORITO.
Me: giggle it was! Heh
Dogman: Wowza! Alot of people sure have changed :]>
Me: that's right! Next dares and asks are from --C0L0URZ--
Me: let's read from top to bottom!!!!Grampa: You youngish and your disrespect!! You colors or whatever the freak are quite one of the worst I've met!!
Chief: woah dogman! Read yours!
Dogman: jumps up onto the couch and leaps onto the floor in joy.
Nurse Lady: he did like it!
Petey: looks like you'll get some entertainment after all kid
Lil petey: Yayyyy!! Thank you kind sir/ma'am!!!! I LOVE THESE YA!!!!!!!!!!!
I hand lil petey his cool little markers and notepad
Petey: Gee…thanks for understanding my issue nice commenter, and thanks for the “GOOD JOB”.
80HD: Jumps up into the roof in a super leap and flies off to buy some muffins
LP: He says they are for you nice commenter! For your compliment.
Me: Ipull out some stickers! EVERYONE GETS A STICKER YA!
Grampa: I don't want a darn sticker..
Sarah and Yolay quickly extend their hands out, then everyone else (except grampa) do too
Grampa: It looks like this!
Everyone except grampa: Nevermind…..
Grampa reaching out his hand “give it here”
Me: I'd like to thank everyone for tuning in! I just got this sudden feeling in me! I know it was short but I didn't have much asks or dares, that's why I need YOU to give ME some :3 please
Characters
Dogman
Grampa BECAUSE YES GRAMPA IS IN MY BOOK UNLIKE OTHERS WHO DONT INCUDE HIM IM LOOKINF AT YOU DAV WHAT CAN THE SCARLET SHREDSER BE WITHOUT GRAMPA
Petey
lil petey
Nurse lady
Cheif
Sarah
Yolay
(The occasional fleas and 80hd)
(Did I miss anyone important)
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