Me: Woope doddle doo! Look at the time! It's time for more asks and dares!
LP: Yay!!!! I was getting bored
Me: Really? Well your gonna like the first one then!
Petey: No guns
Me: none at all
Me: the following dates are from YourMomIsAUgly and g4laxy_m00n the ones with the blue background are YourMomisAugly and the rest are galaxy's
LP: PLEASE !
FP: but it doesn't even color good
Dogman: Lil Petey is an artist!!
FP: mhm
LP: Can I have my colors???? Please 🥺
Me: yk I can't say no to a face like that. Oh wait. I can 😋 sorry kid, markers are like a dollar fifty these days
LP: :(
Petey: omg.. don't worry LP! When we get home I'll buy you some markers.
Dogman: bark bark! (In agreement)
Chief: Uh? What is pink and the brian?
Grampa: idiot
(Because grampa DOES APPEAR IN MY BOOKS)NL: Pinky and The Brain is a animated series.
Chief: oh! It sounds interesting but I've never seen it 🥲
LP: I want to watch thattt
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