Mother's day oneshot

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by Aextriot

by Aextriot

(SO GUYS I DON'T WRITE LIME THIS NORMALLY!!, I wrote this while laughing on call with g4laxy_m00n as a JOKE!!!) enjoy y'all 😝

Petey was walking down the street, it was mother's day. But his mom was dead. He felt very sad and agitated. But his mother is dead. On his way home from the cemetery (a hill with a grave) he saw a street lamp. Petey kicked the street lamp, then Petey touched his foot in pain as he kicked a street that was very bad. In case you didn't know, Peteys mom is dead.

You might be wondering "why does Petey hate Street lamps?" Well that is because Petey thinks that street lamps look like his dad. Peteys mom is dead by the way.

After going finally home after kicking 20 street lamps. Petey um he grabbed a knife from the kitchen. And oh btw Peteys mom is dead. Then dogman saw Petey with a knife and said.

"This is why your dad left"

Petey cried and remembers that his mom was dead. And then he remembered it was mother's day. Petey umm chanted uhh "Haw Haw Haw" and he got his dead mom's powers from her beauty and brawn.

"Grrr" Petey said and took the power of the 7 seas. He screamed in power and killed everyone. He was gonna get revenge for his mom. Cause she was dead

With his mom's power he was gonna banish grampa to the nether(of Minecraft)

Petey found grampa and said

"You killed my mom"

And then grampa said

"no, I am your mom"

Petey then realized that grampa was messing with him. Btw Petey's mom is dead. So Petey slayed grampa head off but grampa was quick so he ran away. Very angry Petey ran up to his mom's grave and stared at it. Then he cried out of sadness cause he has no mom. Sydney felt very bad for her son so she hugged him and hopped he would feel it. Petey didn't feel it because wth this isn't some fiction bro. Petey walked home very angry

At home Petey saw his old ukelelele and he stayed there staring at it. Then he grabbed ukelelele and smashed it against the floor. Petey then got his powers from his mom and flooded the entire 3 whole continents. Australia, Asia and Europe. Because he uh he thought the sun looked weird from those continents.

Petey when he realized he had no one. Cause his mom is dead. Lil Petey was even Gone, he had been hit by a car driven by Peteys dad a while ago

Petey punched all the windows in his house

"Why does everyone I love die" he thought

Petey was so sad so he literally drank the whole Pacific ocean cause he was very thirsty from crying so much. But the ocean tasted really bad.

Sydney watched her son as he was relly sad, she grabbed the power of nature and showed it to her son as a form of saying she was still with him.

Petey was happy to know his mom was ok. Cause Sydney's dead. Anyways Petey walked home and then he played ukelelele as his mom listened from heaven ❤️❤️ the end omg super sweet. Also Incase you missed it Peteys mom is dead

(Hahaha)