Dogman Shit Post And Total Things That Don't Make Sense

[Truthordarey title]

⚠️Dogman has a speaking collar, some characters may not talk at times⚠️

Me: Hear ye hear ye! Everyone round up!

Chief: What the hell

Petey: Wtf

Yolay: che cosa sta accadendo

Me: There has been created a law by your majesty that everyone is to play truth or dare!

Everyone is confused.

Sarah: We don't even live in a era with kings anymore.

Me: shut up, Anyways!

Snap

Dogman: Where are we now?

Me: Look all you have to do is answer some questions and do some things that are requested.

Lil Petey: Sounds fun!

Nurse lady: How can we trust you?

Me: Easy. You can't.

Grampa: I demand you to let me leave!

Me: Okay if your gonna be like that the door is that way, just press the button to open it.

Grampa(murmuring): Should have told me minutes ago.

Presses button.

Petey: You idiot

Grampa: Stfu

Me: You can't leave till you play at least a bit

Petey: So your forcing us to play something?

Me: Well I'm not forcing you, like I said the door is that way

Dogman: Do you really think we are gonna trust that again?

Me: Yes
Any questions before we start?

Chief: When can we leave?

Me: When I say so

NL(nurse lady): Rude

Me: Okay first one is for grampa! It's a question

Grampa: What?!

Petey: I'm pretty sure he doesn't he thinks he's perfect.

Grampa: Shut up it's not even your question

Grampa: No I am not a A-hole this person is really stupid.

LP: Dont be so mean to them!

Sarah: Is there another one?

Me: Yes one more
The next ones for grampa too.

Lil Petey: Is there gonna be one for me? I'm bored.

Me: Not this time you can go to the play area.

He goes

Me: The next ones a dare.

Chief: Woah what.

Grampa: No what the- you can't kill me right???

Me: I can.

Snap

A pool of magma appears

Silence

Grampa: No I don't want to die what kind of brainless noob would want me to die?!? How is that dare possible?!

Me: A dare must be completed

Silence

Push

Gasp

Screams(from grampa)

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Chief: This dare went to far.

Yolay: I didnt know him much..

Dogman: That looked painful

Sarah: He should have gotten the point of the book.

Petey: I feel like I should be sad but I'm kinda not. Is this bad?

NL: I didn't know him much either

LP: ...
//End I might have forgot someone//

Me: JK losers grampa will be back next time..sadly, anyways that all for today!

Snap

They are back where they where.

//Meanwhile in heaven //sorry if you wanted everyone to watch//

Me: Hello

Sydney(Petey's mom): Why are you here? How did you get here?! I saw you on earth!

Me: Woah so much questions I'll only answer the first. I am only here to ask you a question

Sydney: Okay....what is it?

Sydney: It is something I regret not doing ... I guess I didn't think of it...I also had little money and could not afford it.

(If you could sometimes get it for free, forgive me)

Me: Oh I see.

Me: That's all, thanks for answering.

And that is also all of all for today.

//Give me more dares or asks//