Warning: contains some spoilers from Mothering Heights and be careful what you pick, this isn't cannon at all the characters are not acting like they do in the books.
Petey receives a call in the night from the job he applied to he thought he wouldn't be able to ever get one due to his criminal record but there he was talking about when he was gonna start working.
Lil Petey was in the other room making drawings for his dad when Petey walked in and told him about the job
Petey: Hey kid so I have a job to go to and I am gonna have to get you a a babysitter alright?
Lil Petey : Hurray papa! I'm glad you got the job! But can't dogman or 80HD watch me??
Petey: well dogman also has work and we'll 80HD is just a robot that can be taken down with well apple juice.
Lil Petey: but why?? Why do you have to go to work? Why can't you just watch me?
Petey: Well we can't just live here with dogman forever!
Why?
Because its not right!
Why?
Because we need to live in our own home so I need the money to buy one!
But I like living with dog man
Petey: well I don't! So that's that I just need to work okay I'll find you a babysitter for tomorrow.
Petey thought to himself well I wouldn't need to work if I just robbed one bank..just one...no I can't I am leaving that life for my son but just one bank I wouldn't get caught I have experience...
Rob bank? : Green 🟢
Go to work : purple 🟣
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