Me: Who's ready?
LP: Me! :)
Grampa: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Petey: I'm not I need to work
Chief:Me too
Dogman: I must protect the city
NL: What if someone's hurt?
Sarah: I must report danger
Yolay: I must look fab.
Me: Look y'all I know you guys have things to do but I don't care. So let's start
Yolay: You are so evil
Sarah: Theres 8 of us we can probably take her.
Chief: Take her where?
Petey: 🤦
Me: Attack me and be stuck in here forever , or you might just fade from existence
NL: We will chill
Me : You better okay time for the first one
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Everyone : What?!
Grampa: No....this can't be THIS IS A LIE 😡
Grampa is forced to use his brain
Me: Think all you want : )
Dogman : Can we go to the next one
Me: You don't wanna see the next one
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Grampa: Banana flavored Dorito, ruining friendships scince 2009 (random year lol)
Me : Welp
Yolay: Wait Petey set the bomb!
Dogman: What?
Petey: I am-
Chief : Save it! You killed officer knight!
Even if he is in dogman you like got rid of his consciousness!
Dogman is thinking
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Dogman Shit Post And Total Things That Don't Make Sense
FanfictionA book of pure idiotesses
