Dogman Shit Post And Total Things That Don't Make Sense

It's me her yk it's night I see outside there's a moon

⚠️talking dogman, chief X NL, Swearing

Me: Hello guys I hope you like the new house, last one was burned down.

Petey: Yeah because of Mr Cozmos Senpai over here (/j)

Grampa: STFU!!

Dogman: The kid!!

Grampa: I couldn't care less about the kid.

LP: >:(

Now we all know lil Petey is malicious child, evil and rotten, and so he took the chance to make everyone hate grampa even more.

LP: *sniffs* that was mean *softly cries* 🥺

Petey: He Hurt the child.....

This is just me describing how grampa was almost beat to death, because the gang already hate grampa , so why not beat him up.

Grampa: STOP! STOP! THE CHILD IS CLEARLY ACTING! SIGN HIM UP WITH YOLAY IN A MOVIE OR SOMETHING

chief: Just shut yo mouth up. That's right I was rude, deal with it

(I swear my characters are so off personality)

NL: Now let's all calm down we don't want any more hospital patients do we.

Sarah: Your right

(Ok ok pretend none that happened only what I said at the beginning and what Petey said right after. )

Me:  y'all haven't even looked around.

Yolay: The house is cool, so I'm guessing your too lazy to send us home every time?

Me: Yep! This is your home 24/7 till further notice.

Dogman: The town might be endangered!

Lil Petey: Yeah it might need the super bu- I mean  yeah!

Me: Don't worry i locked all the bad people up!

Chief: Shouldn't that include grampa too?

Grampa: 🙄

Me: Eh nah

LP: Can we start

Yolay and Sarah : Yeah let's start

Sarah and Yolay: JINX!

Yolay and Sarah: YOU OWE ME A COKE!

They laugh uncontrollably

NL: wishing she had some girlfriends
(Not a ship yk like the girls that r friends/ ooh yah my girlfriend kinda stuff)

Me: Okay okay, let's start

Me: You know what? There's nothing, Free day y'all.

Dogman: woof woof

Grampa: Lol this bitch be barking

Petey: You guys curse way too much, the kid is literally here.

Yolay: Yah.

Me: Just go, explore or something

Chief: I am hungry

Me: Then cook food, there's plenty in the fridge.

Chief: I can't cook : ' )

Me: Me neither : ' )

Petey: Dang y'all acting like you didn't have to cook for yourselves at age 10

Sarah: Petey, I don't think that's a every 10 year old kid thing.

Petey: A

LP: Oh! Papa! Papa! Papa! Papa!

Petey: Yes??

LP: can we go check out the house?

Petey: Sure, c'mon kid 
Their still in the room but are about to leave.

Me: You guys might wanna claim a room, there's some pretty good ones and it's good to have first pick.

Yolay: AHHHH! SARAH LETS BE ROOMIES!!

Sarah: YUSSS!!!!

Dogman: Hey .. that's a good idea.

Dogman: Petey you wanna be roomies 😏

Petey: What the actual fucking shit. But uh- 😏😳

Petey: Let's go get a room first LP.

They go up the stairs to pick out a nice room.

NL: I'm gonna go pick a room too.

Chief: Same

Me: Okay I'll go now cuz unlike you guys I'm free to go where I want 😎

Grampa: This is stupid, but it's better than jail, well I'll take it as still jail but better conditions. Ofc not the people do all y'all suck.

Chief: Just shut up and go get a room.

Later after everyone gets a room.

Grampa: Son..

Petey: The fuck, did you just call me son?
Shudders in disgust.

Grampa: Yeah I hate it too but, fetch me food.

Petey: I ain't no dog.

Grampa: 🙄 just get me food.

Petey: No

Meanwhile with LP.

LP: Dogman! Play hide and seek with me! Now

Dogman: Ok ok chill.

Me: EVERYONE YOU ARE NOW FREE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE, BUT THERES A CATCH LAST ONE TO STAY IN THE HOUSE WINS ONE MILLION BUCKS

Everyone : WHAT??????

Who do YOU think will win? Leave it I  the comments.

Something these fools don't know is that every day the conditions will get worse, secrets will be revealed, and the place will become a literal dump.

So who will survive in these dumpy conditions the longest??????

Dang I really wanted to make this longer but oh well .

Btw LEAVE DARES AND ASKS .