Dogman Shit Post And Total Things That Don't Make Sense

*Instantly regrets everything*

⚠️ swears, cringe, bad writing, forgive me for writing this.

Me: Good morning diddly doos!

LP: Wats that ? :G

Me: I have no idea

NL: Good morning!

Sarah: What you said last night.....is it true?

Me: Yep! Because this is a fictional world where I have one mil to give away.

Yolay: What- fictional?

Me: Stfu

Petey: Okay ..... So you guys should probably quit already. I need money to buy a new house and I will do anything to win.

NL: I will never quit. I will win this thing. Imagine how many patients medical bills I could pay for.

Me: Hey.... That's a good idea how about yall say why you want to win?

Grampa: Whatever

Dogman: I want to win one million because then I could buy all the bones in the word :DDDD

Sarah: I have no true reason but I love money.

Yolay: I could donate it to a charity. Nah, a pool would look kinda cool in my house.

Lil Petey: I want to buy lots of art supplies and toys :D and I will win got it?

Me: Hay Mami me asusta

Grampa: I have no true reason.

Petey: Money for a new house, living with dogman is not the best experience.

NL: I would pay for patient's medical bills.

Chief: I would add a addition to my house.

Me: Those are all terrible ideas, but whatever.

Chief: Is there any dates or asks today?

Me: Lemme look, yea there is.

Dogman: Ok let's start bark

Me: Alright.

Chief: Is this a joke? Or a insult? 😭 I have no hair.

Petey: Fr

Dogman: Don't be mean Petey

Petey: Okay

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