Together But Apart

Chapter 10

Y/n heard a honk outside the door. Startled but slightly intrigued, she peeked through her window only to see a 3.89 million dollar Corvette with a shiny blue head peeking out of it. The sinister figure cocked an eyebrow at her a fnd she hid to regain composure. She found her face much more red and hot than she'd like. She opened the door and cautiously and shyly stepped out.

Megamind threw a paper airplane in her direction and drove off with a loud screech before the paper plane jabbed her already stinging eyes. She whimpered and dropped to the floor, looking at her feet once more and crying. When she recuperated, she pulled the paper airplane out of her eyeball, it's point dripping with eyeball juice. She unfolded carefully, eyeing the paper airplane with curiosity and fear. She was met with that same sexy handwiritng she had read earlier in the bar.

Meet me.

Y/n was awestruck once again by his sexy scrawl and his in depth, heartwarming, thought inducing note and before she knew it, night had fallen and the note was dripping wet from her eyeball juice, tears, and drool and a little urine. Thankfully, the paper had caught all of her little accidents. She couldn't even stare at her feet as she cried, bringing injustice to her favorite song, "A Million Pieces".

Despite Megamind's brief memorandum, Y/n knew exactly where to meet him and at what time: Bed Bath and Beyond parking lot at 8:42 and 27 seconds pm. She glanced at where her watch was supposed to be and instinctively knew that if she didn't get there in exactly 13 seconds am, she would be late and miss Megamind. Luckily, she was already outside and made her way to Bed Bath and Beyond. Y/n tried to call an Uber, but if she did, it would arrive in exactly 14 seconds am: too late for her purposes. She knew what she had to do. She looked up from the contaminated note for the first time in a long time and made eye contact with the first vehicle she saw: a school bus. She pushed aside a sweet elderly lady that looked suspiciously like her dead grandmother and sprang on to the bus. She yanked the older lady's heavy purse and hit the bus driver on the head with it, rendering him in critical condition. As the bus driver slid down onto the floor, Y/n claimed the seat for herself and took control of the wheel. Y/n managed to hit every curb on her way to the dim parking lot of Bed Bath and Beyond: like any true blonde would. By the time Y/n made it there, she looked at her wrist and noted that she was one second pm late. She caught a glimpse of the vivacious blue figure strutting away, his head hanging sadly and flowers sagging defeatedly in his blue hands, leaving a damp trail of tears behind him. Y/n could still smell a faint odor of Megamind's astonishingly sexy cologne.

"WAIT!" Y/n shouted, stepping off the bus. Megamind lifted his head and looked behind him, his eyes brightening at the sight of Y/n and the flood of children rushing out of the bus.

"I-" Began megamind, "I do hope all the children are a symbol of forgiveness. And that you want to have my kids"

Y/n stopped in her tracks, awestruck. "How did you know?"

"Lover's intuition. Say no more," Megamind whispered as he cupped her cheek with one hand. With his free hand, he snaked his arm around Y/n's waist and pulled her closer. He gazed tenderly into her eyes, searching for permission. Y/n's eyes reflected her consent and her desire for him, causing him to lean into her lips, giving her a shaky kiss as children scattered in all directions.

He let go of her face cheek and opted for her ass cheek instead. His arm slithered up her shirt and he stroked her back gently with his beautiful and long fingers which Y/n longed to be somewhere else. The once breathy kiss developed into something more passionate. The two felt so together and so in sync, but they knew that when this moment ended, they would drift again. Y/n gently pulled away from the sexy beast in front of her and gazed into his eyes glossed over with nothing but adoration for her.

"I feel so, together, with you but..." Y/n trailed off.

"But," Megamind picked up, "I feel so apart."