Together But Apart

Chapter 11

The sun began to set on the two of them. "SHIT," Y/n exclaimed, "I have to get to work by an hour and 57 minutes am ago"

    Megamind smirked, "You'll never have to work another day with me around baby girl."

    "I like work, silly," Y/n smashed back, "Also, I don't want Dav- I mean... Barbara to yodel at me."

"I'll drive you there then," he said with a wink.

    30 minutes pm later, Y/n and Megamind found themselves at the bar. The two of them laughed as they strolled into the bar. Y/n stopped dead in her tracks and her eyes bulged at the sight of Natasha leaning over the counter.

Natasha gasped, "What are you two doing together?" she asked, betrayed and on the verge of tears.

There was an awkward silence for a little while before Megamind spoke

"Uhh, who is Megamind?" he paused and then continued "Ohhhh my evil twin cousin. He is a total douche. I'm his good twin cousin, Minimind."

Natasha was dumbfounded for what felt like a bit but was actually 4 hours. When the new information finally registered in her rather small brain she said "Ohhh nice to meet you Minimind. I wasn't aware that Megamind had a twin cousin with a British accent"

"Ah yes madam" exclaimed Megamind "Now if you shall allow it, me and my beautiful young lady would like to have a table at this most extravagant edifice."

Barbara burst in from the back room, "You're almost 2 hours pm late!" she screamed, "Get your shit together! Poor Jessie had to pick up the slack." She paused.. "And who is that fine young hunk of sexy over there?"

"Don't you have a boyfriend," Jessie questioned, peekinking from the back room.

"And don't you have to shut your student debt ass up," Barbara responded.

"No," Jessie quipped, expressionless and turning back to the counter. Barbara slithered her way to the rudely sexy blue bloke.

"Hey you voluptuous feline. Come hither baby"

Megamind was stroked and he said "Uhhh sorry ma'am but as of now I am taken.

Natasha looked out the shop window and her eyes widened.

"Isn't that megaminds 3.89 million dollar Corvette?," she inquired.

"Uhhhhhhhhhh," Megamind said, "This one is 3.89 million and one cent."

"Ohhhhh," Natasha said, feeling a little stupid, "That would make sense. It looks newer.... You know ... inflation and such."

"Anyway," Megamind cut in before Natasha could ask more, "I'll be heading to my humble abode shortly." Goodnight, my chinless bootylicious. Chin up."

"Goodnight Meeeyyyy-Minimind," Y/n responded, noting the reference to one of Idini Niyer's greatest hits, "Just for You".

Megamind sped off with a screech, his 3.89 million Corvette disappearing behind a corner. Right ass Y/n was about to finally get to work her second favorite Idini Niyer bop came on the shop radio.

Best friends Arch Enimies

Dunno what to do now

I'm all confused now

Oh oh oh

I hate you, you hate me

You curse and I'm sporty

I have friends, you have three

Oh oh oh-

The song was cut short by Barbara's glass shattering scream.  Before she knew it, she had been standing there and listening for 2 hours.

    "Get your stank hoe ass behind the counter and serve these ungrateful bitches some Adios Motherfuckers,"

        Y/n vaulted the counter and whipped up some of her specialty drink for the customers who were less than pleased with being called ungrateful bitches.

A/N:

Any typos from this moment on are, in fact, intentional.