The people living near the warehouse called 911 because of all of the moaning and later explosion and then more moaning. Jessie was evacuated to the hospital and placed in the same hospital bed as Natasha. That was where Jessie put her broken pinky to good use 😏. Natasha erected up in the bed, only to find Jessie being taken away by the cops.
"It was worth it," Jessie said, looking satisfied. Natasha was shocked by what she had just heard, and felt extremely turned on.
"Excuse me officers," Natasha began, stopping them in their tracks, "It was consensual." Jessie, along with all of the other cops turned around to face the previously unconscious reporter with stunned expressions and the cops reluctantly let Jessie go.
Meanwhile, Y/n was desperately trying to stuff Megamind's corpse in her tiny beer cooler. The issue was that once an arm went in the remains of a leg came back out. Tired of crying and trying to shove a corpse in a cooler, she stopped trying and left the mangled body on the floor. Y/n looked up at the ceiling, mostly because her neck was cramping after looking down for so long. That's when the familiar echo of A Million Pieces filled the halfway of her stinky apartment. Y/n spooned up Megamind's slushy remains and began to shimmy shake her ass. Y/n began to break down, and started swimming in his goopy remains, rubbing her face in his creams. Y/n's sobs were interrupted by a distant crab walking sound. Y/n could hear the clickity clackity of the walking getting closer to her door until it suddenly stopped. Y/n was awestruck as she witnessed Jessie and Natasha burst into her house passionately making out while walking and conversing with her at the same time.
"Uhhhhhh," Natasha began, still passionately kissing her newfound molester.
"Is that Megamind's slush?" inquired Jessie
"Nah," Y/n said, trying to hide the embarrassing scene. "It's just a blueberry smoothie."
"Don't mind if I do. It looks a bit ashy though" said Natasha, licking it off the floor and transferring it to Jessie mouth, using her tongue like a farklift. Natasha's eyes lit up and she licked her lips.
"Mmm, it tastes really familiar! It seems I really do like the way blue things taste," the pea brained reporter exclaimed.
"Uhhh its vegan," clarified Y/n.
As Natasha started gulping down another portion of the blue substance, a pair of astonishingly blue balls floated past her. She spit out the blue paste all over Jessie's face.
"FOR THE LOVE OF GODS" exclaimed Natasha, "WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS?"
"It... it... its is... well it was Megamind before the metal sharts flowed everywhere," replied a flustered Y/n.
"Oh thank godz I thought it was your boyfriend Minimind. That jerk Megamind had it coming." Natasha said with a relieved sigh.
"Umm yeah Minimind is on a business trip to Sri Lanka. I heard he got shit on by the Sri Lankan children. They sliced and diced my dear hunk with a sickle. He is in critical condition." explained Y/n.
"I hope he respawns soon," wished Natasha and went back to kissing Jessie.
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Together But Apart
Fanfiction~ᴵᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃʸ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᴵ ᵗᵃˡᵏ ᵗʰᵉⁿ ʷʰʸ ᵃᵐ ᴵ ᵒⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ⁽ᵐᵉᵍᵃ⁾ᵐᶦⁿᵈ~ Love, rivalry, heartbreak, and friendship. Y/n is naive and Megamind is... well he's a sexy delicious snack to say the least. Megamind lovers of all sorts will fall in love...
