Together But Apart

Chapter 17: A Denouement

Y/n started cleaning up the blue fluid remains of her ex lover. Feeling lower than ever, Y/n suddenly recalled a song her mother would always sing to her. "Come 💃on 🕺shake 💃your 🕺baby💃 do🕺that💃conga🕺 know 💃 you🕺can't💃control🕺yourself💃 any🕺 longer 💃🕺💃🕺💃." With these newfound words of wisdom Y/n continued to wipe the floor of her radioactive apartment. She looked up for a moment and a stack of white stuff caught her eye. She felt like investigating the mysterious paper. After getting a closer look she realized that they were notes from Megamind. Out of the blue, all the painful memories flushed back into her head. She remembered the powerful words he once wrote. "Meet me." She stifled a sob. The next place she'd ever be meeting him would be in hell. At that exact moment Y/n felt a kick which sent her back into a wall. She knew it could only mean one thing. She was pregnant with Megamind's child. Y/n knew what she had to do. Without a second of hesitation she called every person she ever knew to invite them to her baby shower. 49 seconds pm later the guests made it to her now perfectly clean apartment.

    Y/n welcomed her guests warmly and led them to the bathroom where a couple of chairs had been placed in front of the shower. She then proceeded to shower. Most were forced to sit on the floor due to the existential lack of chairs in Y/n's apartment, resulting in them getting drenched.

    "I'm so wet," said Jessie, right as Y/n convulsed from pain in the shower.

    "THE BABY IS ASTANING," Screeched Y/n. "QUICK SOMEONE GRAB THE 3.89 MILLION DOLLAR CORVETE!" Once again, Y/n finished her sentence naturally before realizing that she was still holding the ruse that she was Minimind's girlfriend with his 3.89 million dollar corvette and one cent. Before Y/n could err any further she creamed, "AND ONE CENT!" All of this thinking happened in 1 sigma second.

    All of the guests rushed to the window to search for the 3.89 million dollar corvette and one cent, but they couldn't find it. They scoured the entire premises, but the only thing they could find even remotely close to this majestic car was a simple 3.89 million dollar corvette, without the one cent. Unfortunately, they had no time and had to settle for the cheaper, far slower, much lower qaulity internal combustion engine-powered vehicle. The horde grabbed Y/n and loaded her into the trunk of the vehicle. However, the crowd failed to find the keys to the car so they were forced to push it all the way to the hospital. This ordeal took 24 minutes am.

    Since Y/n was in the trunk, the horde did not hear the screams Y/n eloquated. When they reached the hospital and finally opened the trunk, they found that Y/n had already creamed out the baby. Y/n sat upright in the trunk of Megamind's 3.89 million dollar corvette and looked down at her child's feet.

    "Serena Mind" she mumbled out before repeating the same thing louder. "FROM HERE ON OUT YOUR NAME SHALL BE SERENA MIND." Y/n stood up and lifted her child, Simba style. The child instinctively burst out in song.

I'm not funny my darling

I can barely dance or sing

I wanna learn from the very best

The very best that's you

Y/n's eyes elongated.

"I understand," She said, "THIS CHILD CONSISTS OF THREE PARTS. PART MYSELF, CHINLESS AND TEARFUL. PART IDINI NIYER, PRODIGIOUS SINGER, ACTOR, NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WINNER, AND JUST OVERALL ICON. AND FINALLY, PART MEGAMIND. MY SEXYLICIOUS BOOTYLICIOUS EX LOVER."

THE END

A/N:

PHEW that was definitely a lot to unpack. Well, we will continue to develop and add more stories to the Megaverse, so stay tuned :D

I'll also upload all the original songs!

Sneak peak for what's coming up (A Prequel to Together but Apart):

"ASTAAAAAAAN," I responded. By the time I rolled out of bed and made my way down the countless stairs in our 200.73 million rupee multi curry home, the food was cold. The familiar text of the live, laugh, leave sign greeted my eyes.

Let's just say that the story is about to get a lot more orange.