Together But Apart

Chapter 14

After an extremely intense weekend Y/n got ready to get back to work. She put on some especially sexy lipstick before remembering that Idini Nyer was still in her bed. She woke her up, and Idini's eyes catapulted open. With a sudden jerk, Idini leapt out of the bed and curried in a hurry on all fours back into Megamind's closet.

Once she arrived at Friends of Dorothy to see Jessie already hard at work, serving more customers than she could handle. Y/n stared and watched Jessie try hard serving Sex on The Beach. That's when Barbara burst into the room and told Y/n to get her destroyed ass to work. Right as Y/n started making drinks her love came into the bar with flowers because he had nothing better to do with his life. As soon as his blue toe appeared behind the door Barbara grabbed the nearest bottle of pure alcohol and came up to the sexy block.

"Got a spare second am?" she asked seductively.

"Uhhh I'm here to see my girlfrien-" he was cut short by Barbara.

"-nd's boss, right? Have this drink," she said, putting some white powder in it.

"What's that?" Megamind asked with a confused expression.

"Just some dandruff for flavor," Barbara said, giving him a wink.

"Okay," Megamind said, gladly accepting the cocktail and slurping it joyfully.

Before he knew it, Barbara was dragging him into the 3.89 million dollar, or 3.89 million and dollars and one cent as Barbara thought it was, Corvette and tossed him into the trunk, as he had done once before. Y/n turned around, thinking she saw her boss with a suspiciously familiar blue figure slumped over in his arms, but dismissed it nonetheless.

The car sped off into the sunset. Y/n was on bathroom break when the wicked scene took place. Y/n smelled the familiar scent of Megamind's sexy cologne, but when she looked out the window, she couldn't see his 3.89 million dollar Corvette. She immediately knew what had occurred. Y/n grabbed Jessie and boarded her 24 dollar and 5th hand sedan. Before the pair could even drive an inch, the vehicle broke down. That's when a school bus stopped conveniently close to the two. The driver exclaimed "Need a ride ladies?". The voice sounded suspiciously like that of a grandmother. However, the year was 2022 and such occurrences were frequiment, inflation and such. Y/n and Jessie got on board and the driver instinctively knew where to go. The two did not bat an eye because they were too focused on the task at hand. The bus driver decided to lighten the mood a bit and switched on the radio, which began to play Idini Nyer's hit single,

I wanna be deep, like the sea

Oo, oo, oo, like the sea

I wanna soar high, like the sky

Chin up, mmhm, like the sky

I wanna be there for you, jus' for you

But I wanna be here for me, Jus' for me too

I've known you so long, I don't remember

We're like glue and paper, all stuck together

Then came scissors jelous of us

It swore to cut us apart

Glue went to tape, paper went to scissors

Until an unknown force drove them back together

Soooo...

I wanna be deep, like the sea

Oo, oo, oo, like the sea

I wanna soar high, like the sky

Chin up, mmhm, like the sky

I wanna be there for you, jus' for you

But I wanna be here for me, Jus' for me too

Y/n and Jessie rode the rest of the ride in a trance, bopping to the music, until the bus came to a sudden stop outside of a warehouse. Y/n mechanically knew that this was where Barbara had dragged Megamind's sexylicious bootylicious self. When Y/n saw her blue soulmate being dragged by that vampire slut, she wanted to screech. She ran towards them and bitch slapped Barbara.

"YOU HALF AND HALF PIECE OF RHINO SHIT" yelled Y/n.

"It's not my fault that I'm thicccer," Barbara said with a smug grin. Just then, Megamind began to come to his senses and looked around his blurry surroundings. His eyes focused on the gigantic yellow bus behind them, and an old lady covered in scars peekinking out of it. As the bus's wheels began to turn Megamind knew the danger that his love, Y/n, was in danger. Time seemed to stop at that very moment for Megamind. It was a race against the cock. Megamind sprung to his feet and ran to cover the love of his life from what was about to go down.