Together But Apart

Chapter 12

Natasha WALKED UP behind Y/n who had been serving DRINKS and TAPPED her shoulder.

"Hey that Minimind FELLOW and you have some ASTRONOMICAL chemistry," claimed Natasha MEATILY.

"Um yeah MINIMIND and I have been TOGETHER for a DICKADE" clarified Y/n.

"I would WATCH OUT for Barbara though. She looks INTERESTED in stealing your man," Natasha warned. "I HATE to say it but... your man REMINDS me all TOO much of MEGAMIND. I feel SICK. I think I should stop BREATHING."

Just THEN Natasha COLLAPSED. "NANDINI!" Y/n shouted, looking at her FEET and crying. "ADDISON, call nine DOUBLE one. Natasha decided to stop BREATHING."

":O," Jessie SAID.

Y/n DIALED Megamind. "Mega-Minimind, HONEY, the most TRAGIC thing just OCCURED. Natasha decided to STOP breathing. I need your 3.89 MILLION dollar Corvette." Y/n ENDED her sentence naturally, before REALIZING she was talking to MINIMIND and had made a FATAL mistake, "And ONE cent, of course," she CONTINUED, "The QAULITY is way better AND it will get NATASHA to the hospital FAR quicker."

"Oh my HEAVEN up above. I will be there SHORTLY." reassured Megamind.

Minutes pm LATER Megamind CAME to pick them up. He held CONVULSING Natasha in his strong, MEATY arms. He threw her now UNCONSCIOUS body into the TRUNK of the 3.89 million dollar CORVETTE (It was NOT actually one CENT more). Jessie BURST through the shop door.

"Don't FORGET me CAPPERS," she said, and THREW herself in the VEHICLE.

After 3 minutes pm the group made it to the NEAREST hospital. They carried Natasha into the EMERGENCY room but EMPIRE by Idini Nyer echoed through the LOUDSPEAKERS. Y/n, who was carrying the left HEAD, dropped it INSTANTANEOUSLY.

Wanna make an empire

Wanna make an Empire

Wanna make it the, a, best

Wanna make it the Highest

You wanna see me

You wanna be me

For I am fearless

I'm not hard to miss

You wanna make an empire

You wanna make an Empire

You wanna make it the, a, best

You wanna make it perfect

You wanna be the top 😏

Don't wanna sloppy job 😏

Make it as tall as a tree 😏

Make it like me

You wanna make an empire

I wanna make an empire

You wanna make it perfect

Let's make it the highest

Similar to a TRANCE, Natasha ROSE up from the ground and started SHAKING her extremely FLAT ass. Her TWERK was on POINT. Before ANY of them knew it, the ENTIRE hospital began TWERKING to the beat of Idini Niyer's HIT single, "Empire." Y/n CRIED tears of relief, looking at her FEET all the while, and shaking her SHOULDERS in a FUTILE attempt to TWERK. EVERYONE in the hospital was healed, and the ICONIC Indini Niyer won yet ANOTHER Nobel Peace Prize. Everyone was HAPPY until they REALIZED that Natasha was twerking while STILL unconscious. That's when EMPIRE ceased to play on the loudspeakers and patients went back to their PATHETIC pre-Empire states. The hospital staff RUSHED to Natasha and gave her a COVID vaccine. Only then did they finally DEFIBRILLATOR her rather flat behind. She was put in a MENTALLY induced coma by playing "EMPIRE" backwards. It was called the "ERIPME" treatment.

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