Little things that would happen if Magnus and Alec adopted baby/kid/teenager
Alec: MAGNUS THE BABY'S COVERED IN GLITTER
Magnus: So?
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Alec: DAM IT MAGNUS YOU PUT EYELINER ON THE BABY
Magnus: Hmm. I think he'd look better in very dark red than black
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Magnus: If you want a baby, use Chairman Meow
Alec: No. Your cat is not a baby
Magnus: Yeah you're right. He's more like a demanding five year old. Which reminds we, how long since I used the excuse that it was his birthday to throw a party?
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Magnus: Okay. . . so which demon do you want to raise today?
Alec: Stop teaching the baby how to raise demons
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The baby is now sixteen
And alternating scenarios as to whether its a boy or girl
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Boy: I can do it myself! I'm sixteen years old!
Magnus: Yeah? Well I'm one HUNDRED and sixteen!
Alec: I'm 34, thanks for asking.
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Girl: Dad. I can too wear this.
Alec: No you can't that's not okay.
Magnus: Not with your hair looking like that you can't.
Alec: Magnus you are not helping
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Boy: I don't know what's weirder, having a warlock and a shadowhunter for dads or having one of them dress like the cat barfed a glitter rainbow on him. When he's 516. At least.
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Girl: Dumbledore could defeat you easily
Magnus: He's not real
Girl: You aren't real
Magnus: Alec isn't real
Girl: Life isn't real
Magnus: Harry Potter isn't real
Girl: GLITTER ISN'T REAL
Magnus: YOU DIDN'T JUST GO THERE
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