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What they teach you in grades 1-6

'Murica's amazing and we don't give a crap 'bout anyone else. 'Cept the British cause we fought them, like twice and stuff. Yeah France may have helped
And we were totally great friends with the Native Americans!!

What they teach you in 7-8

America's a horrible place and we can't sugar coat it anymore because you're older

9+

OMG THERE'S A WHOLE NEW WORLD THAT'S NOT AMERICA WTAF

Dear foreign America haters,
You have no right to hate America. YOU DON'T EVEN LIVE HERE. No ones hates America more than Americans. GRYFFINDOR NOT REDSKINS
Philosopher's Stone NOT Sorcerer's Stone!

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