Best insults ever

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When I'm mad I don't even scream curse words I just swear from books.

WHAT IN THE NAME OF ASLAN

MERLIN THIS IS CRAZY

SHUCK IT.

MUGGLES, MORTALS, MUNDANES. YOU'RE ALL WORSE THAN UMBRIDGE.

SEAWEED BRAIN

IF YOU DO THAT ONE MORE TIME I WILL CURSE YOU

LEVICORPUS! SECTUM SEMPRA! EXPELLIARMUS! WHATEVER.

NOW I'M LEAVING, BEFORE EITHER OF YOU COME UP WITH ANOTHER CLEVER IDEA TO GET US KILLED. OR WORSE, EXPELLED.

PANSYCAKE

I'm not wearing that, it has so much glitter not even Magnus Bane would wear that!
*pauses for a moment*
Actually he would.

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