Stupid little interaction between several characters because I was bored. :)
Percy: Hey, Nico!
Nico: Go away.
Percy: No. I found something you should read.
Nico: No.
Hazel: Just read it or he won't go away.
Percy: Please?
Nico: Fine.
*Percy hands Nico his phone and walks away*
Nico: Where are you going?
Percy: I just remembered Jason needs swimming lessons.
Hazel: Why do I get the feeling it's not of his own free will?
Percy: I'm hurt that you don't trust me.
Nico: Percy what is a lemon?
Hazel: A sour fruit that grows on trees.
Nico: What is Solangelo?
Hazel: Literally Sun angel?
Nico: OH GODS
Hazel: What?
Nico: MY EYES!
Hazel: Let me see that...
Nico: NO! YOU'RE TOO INNOCENT!
Hazel: You're overreacting.
Nico: NO I'M NOT!
Hazel: Let me read it.
Nico: HAZEL PLEASE NO!
*Hazel reads fanfic*
Hazel: Nico, is there something you want to talk about?
Nico: NO IT'S NOT TRUE!
Hazel: This is *gags* extremely graphic between you and Will...
Nico: Wait, me and Will?
*takes Percy's phone back*
Nico: PERCY JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!
Hazel: Nico, I just want you to know that EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING IS WRONG!
Nico: I'M NOT GAY!!!
Hazel: Yes you are. We all knew that. WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS WHY YOU DID *that* WITH THE APOLLO KID.
Nico: THAT'S NOT EVEN ANATOMICALLY CORRECT!!
Hazel: Wait...there's writing in the corner...
Nico: HOLY HERA THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!!!
Hazel: *reads* Solangelo fanfiction: lemon. Written by... PERCY JACKSON?!
Nico: I WILL KILL HIM!!!!!!!!
*SHADOWTRAVELS AWAY*
Hazel: *curls up in a ball*
*Annabeth walks in*
Annabeth: Hazel?
Hazel: Lemons are bad. My mind has been polluted. I'll never look at Nico the same way...
Annabeth: Yeah...is that Percy's phone?
Hazel: Yes.
Annabeth: *evil laugh*
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Annabeth: Percy, you look like death...
Percy: That's because it ATTACKED me!
Annabeth: Nico finally got you for that fanfic?
Percy: Yeah.
Annabeth: By the way, you left your phone with Hazel. I got it for you.
Percy: Oh, thanks! I really need that.
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Jason: Percy, can I look something up on your phone?
Percy: Sure.
*Jason takes phone and opens Google. He blinks a few times and then sets it down.*
Jason: Your search history is... Interesting.
Percy: What?! *grabs phone and reads out loud* How to tell my bro I love him...how to tell if I have- WHAT NO I DIDN'T LOOK THAT UP!!!
Jason: Scroll down.
Percy: Pernico lemon, how to hide a body, how to tell my girlfriend I'm gay...WHAT WHO DID THIS?
Jason: I'll just ask Piper...
Percy: NICO GET YOUR SKINNY PODEX OVER HERE
Annabeth: *laughs evilly*
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Piper: Did you fall off the climbing wall again?
Percy: No, Nico got revenge. I fell off a cliff, just not the climbing wall. Also, it turns out he wasn't the one who looked up some weird things on my phone. Annabeth was. It was awkward.
Piper: Why did he want to get revenge?
Percy: I'm not supposed to talk about it.
Nico: If YoU EVeR SpEAk Of IT AGaiN I WILL KILL YOu.
Hazel: Hello Piper, Percy...Nico...
Nico: *blinks*
Hazel: OH GIDS MY MIND PERCY YOU RUINED IT I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT HIM
Will: Can you guys keep it down? I have some patients that need absolute-
*Hazel runs away screaming*
Hazel: I WANT TO GO BACK TO CAMP JUPITER
Will: What was that about?
Nico: Nothing.
Percy: Look up Ghost_Kingofdeath on tumblr
Will: Isn't that Nico?
Percy: Read "Sun Angel"
Nico: YOU POSTED IT ON MY TUMBLR ACCOUNT!?
Percy: You'll love it.
Nico: HOW DID YOU GET MY PASSWORD!?
Will: ...
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Percy: Hey....Annabeth.... do the gods have tumblr?
Annabeth: No.
Percy: Email?
Annabeth: No.
Percy: Can you send... I don't know, fanfiction, maybe, over Iris message?
Annabeth: Percy what are you trying to do?
Percy: Nothing....
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Several days later
Nico: Hazel, you can open your eyes.
Hazel: I know.
Nico: Hazel please look at me.
Hazel: *blinks quickly*
Nico: Any horrible visions?
Hazel: Just the graphic detail of that writing burned into my mind forever.
Nico: *sighs*
Suddenly, an Iris message appears.
Nico: I don't have a drachma.
Percy: *runs up behind him* I do! And I think you should answer this!
Nico: *eyes him suspiciously, accepts coin and accepts the message*
Hades: What the Hell Nico!!?
Nico: What
Hades: This is not appropriate.
Nico: What are we talking about?
Hades: You know what.
*Nico turns to Hazel while Percy is silently laughing his head off*
Nico: *whispers* I have no idea what I did.
Hazel: Maybe you should change your tumblr password.
Nico: He didn't... *turns to Hades*
IT WASN'T ME I SWEAR
Hades: Yeah right.
Nico: *turns to Percy* THERE'S GOING TO BE ANOTHER SOULS IN THE UNDERWORLD TONIGHT. YOU'RE DEAD JACKSON.
Percy: Schist.
Hazel: Maybe this would be a good time to explain what's going on?
Hades: Maybe when he's done chasing Percy Jackson with his sword.
Percy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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*Hour later*
Hazel: You done yet?
Nico: I decided not to kill him. I need him alive.
Percy: I'm terribly sorry but I'm fresh out of drachma so there will be no more Iris messages-
*Hades appears for real*
Percy: Oh.
Hazel: Yeah.
Percy: Um, hello sir. Maybe you remember me? I'm Percy-
Hades: Jackson, like anyone's going to forget you. You're only the most hated hero since Hercules.
Percy: Well then.
Nico: *pokes Percy* Say something.
Percy: Nico wanted to clarify that I wrote the fanfiction.
Nico: *Shoves Percy*
Percy: And may have bribed George and Martha with a bag of rats.
Nico: *clears throat*
Percy: May have meaning did.
Nico: Walk away slowly....
Hazel: *looks from Nico and Percy to Hades*
Percy: Please don't kill me?
Hades: Well, that explains the part where he *points at Nico* says he has a crush on you. Purely fiction. Ha, my son liking boys...
Nico: *freezes*
Percy: *coughs*
Nico: Yes, fiction, purely fiction, that couldn't be more fictitious, so fantasy-I mean fiction, it makes me wonder what reality even is
Percy: Yeah, fiction...
Nico: Don't you dare.
Percy: Wait, that part's near the end. You'd have to have read most of it to find that...
Hades: I have to rule the underworld and don't have time for this.
*leaves*
Percy and Hazel: You have some serious explaining to do.
Nico: NEVER.
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