Doctor (sadly not THE doctor though): How exactly did you get a concision?
Fangirl: I ran into a wall.
Doctor:
Fangirl: IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PLATFORM 9 and 3/4 BUT DOBBY CLOSED IT
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Doctor: You have an infected splinter. How did his happen?
Fangirl: I tripped in an old wardrobe searching for Narnia.
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Doctor: You almost drowned!
Fangirl: Not a daughter of Poseidon then. Maybe I'll try Hades next.
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Doctor: It's a concussion. Let me guess, platform 9 and 3/4?
Fangirl: Actually I ran into a pole on the side walk.
Doctor: Is that the full story?
Fangirl: Well I was running at full speed screaming for Narnia. We can't all be like Peter, Edmund, or Caspian can we? Some of us have to die in the end.
Doctor: YOU'RE NOT DEAD
Fangirl: I guess that means I'm the master of death! WOO DEATHLY HALLOWS ARE MINEEEEE
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Perks of being a Fangirl
FanficBasically and the stuff that didn't make it into my Harry Potter book because it's totally unrelated I've still got Harry Potter stuff in here because I'm a fangirl But its also got Hunger Games, Divergent, Mortal Instruments Doctor Who, Narnia, Per...
