San: Guys is Oklahoma a state or city?
Seonghwa: It's two in the morning.
San: Right but you're not sleep.
Xiaojun: You texted some shit that could've been googled??
San: I wanted to ask YOU GUYS. not google 🙅🏽
Yuta: Don't piss me off.
Wooyoung: What's the sudden interest with Oklahoma??
Yeosang: Who the duck lives in Oklahoma?
Yeosang *fuck
San: I'm watching a documentary.
Yeosang: On Oklahoma?
San: Yes.
Seonghwa: Blocking you right now.
Wooyoung: Since we're all gathered here...
Yuta: AINT no "we all" stfu and go to sleep.
Yeosang: Cina is snoring like a bear so Hwa and I are up.
Jongho: I'm telling you called her a 🐻
Yeosang: Snitch.
Wooyoung: I fear Cheri and Beomgyu are..... intimate. How do I tell them to use condoms?
Xiaojun: Oh fuck no, we're not having this convo.
Wooyoung: I NEED ADVICE.
San: I'll tell Beomgyu. After all he's my son.
Wooyoung: That makes me feel 1000 times worse.
Seonghwa: Smh.
Changkyun: ??? It's too late for all this rah-rah
Xiaojun: Everyone shhh the idol boy was sleep
Changkyun: Oh you're so funny el-chapo
San: So Oklahoma is known for fried okra. Interesting.
Yuta: How the fuck is that interesting?
Wooyoung: Y'all ever had an itch you can't scratch?
*Xiaojun has left the groupchat*
*Seonghwa has added Xiaojun to the groupchat*
Xiaojun: You want me to listen to Wooyoung's complaints about his yeast infection???
Wooyoung: I never said it was that!!
Yuta: Who cares itchy scratchy.
Wooyoung: Wow I thought this was a safe space.
Seonghwa: No
Yeosang: Nah
Xiaojun: Uhn-uh
Minhyuk: *1 image attachment*
Seonghwa: 0.o WHAT IS THAT
Minhyuk: Hyungwon's bearded dragon!! His name is Lemons.
Yeosang: Why is it playing dead?
Yuta: Oh it's not playing.....
*Xiaojun changed the chat name to:
🐉🙁RIP LEMONS*
Changkyun: Oh he's gonna cry in the am
Jongho: Did you kill it Minhyuk??
Yeosang: It looks like he sat on him
San: OMG DID YOU???
San: YOU DID DIDNT YOU???
Xiaojun: Oh he's a murderer.
Minhyuk: Ik you're not talking Eren Jaeger
Xiaojun: Im retired ✨
Seonghwa: Hey guys, why don't we tell stories about things we never told our wives. 👀
Yuta: Cina hit the road!
Xiaojun: Booooo give Hwa back his phone
Jongho: TOMATO TOMATO
Seonghwa: Fucking dorks 🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽
Wooyoung: YEEHEE! I WISH I HAD A TIME MACHINE 🎶🎶
Jongho: Who's cooking Sunday dinner??
San: It's Sannie number two's turn
*San has added Santana to the groupchat*
San: Meatloaf, mash potatoes, corn and biscuits please.
Santana: Fuck ya life.
Changkyun: BING BONG!
Changkyun: How's the hospital going baby?
Yuta: Take that couple shit to the side
Santana: Walking the psych ward at night is uneventful, everyone is either sleep or mellowed out.
Wooyoung: Santana I think my child is sexually active. I need advice.
Santana: Cheri is smart, they're not dumb like you were back in college. They'll be fine.
Wooyoung: OUCH
Santana: But anyways I'm clocking out and going home so see you all Sunday.
Santana: Oh Minhyuk you better go to the pet store first thing in the morning.
*Santana has left the groupchat*
San: Y'all what is a healthy bunyan suppose to look like?
Seonghwa: Healthy?
Yeosang: Bunyan?
San: *1 image attachment*
*Seonghwa has left the groupchat*
*Yeaosang has left the groupchat*
*Xiaojun has left the groupchat*
*Yuta has left the groupchat*
*Wooyoung has left the groupchat*
San: Rude.
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The Kink Series (one shots)
FanfictionEven-though that series is over, this book has one shots of Cina and the gang's adventures and everyday lives!
