The Kink Series (one shots)

Crashed Date

Hwasang's point of view

Having a girlfriend is still relatively new to me, more so having a one I actually care about. When I plan our dates I tend to overthink it or go overboard. I just want Hana to have a good time.

She loves picnics so I decided to do something outside of my comfort zone.

The sound of the water and rustling of the leaves is enough to spike my anxiety. You see, I watch a lot of scarlet movies so I'm prepared to fight off an ax murderer whenever.

Hana: The lake is so beautiful Hwa!

A picnic by the lake...

In the woods...

My greatest nightmare...

It's a beautiful scenery but as I mentioned before, murderers.

Me: You deserve it. I know school hasn't been too kind.
Hana: It's nothing I can't handle.

Her level of optimism amazes me. I go home whining to my mom on the phone everyday, my stepdad hangs up on me and my dad refuses to answer the phone.

She smiles at my failed attempt to cut our sandwiches into hearts. Usually Aunt Char helps me with that but she was busy at the vet clinic.

Hana: So in the summer my family is planning another trip to Japan.
Me: They always steal you away from me!

She giggles.

Hana: Only this time they asked me to invite you.
Me: Really?

Hana's folks are nice don't get me wrong but they never gave me the impression they liked me enough to invite me on a family vacation.

Me: I loved to.
Hana: My dad adores you. He never stops talking about the fact you helped him fix his hunting truck.
Me: It was nothing, something my Uncle San showed me a while ago.

The sound of tree branches snapping grabs my attention.

Me: Did you hear that?
Hana: Hear what?
Me: That.

Another branch snaps.

Hana: Probably just a wandering animal.

She starts to talk again but my ears are trained on the constant noise getting closer and closer.

Me: How fast can you run in those combat boots?
Hana: Uh, pretty fast I think. Why?
Me: We may have to run in a second.

She eyes me weirdly and the noise stops.

A flock of birds shoot from that direction making me scream.

Hana: It's just baby birds.

She laughs and I calm down a bit.

A loud scream drains the color from my body. I grab Hana's hand and dash through the woods leaving our picnic blanket. She stumbles behind me calling my name but I ignore her and continue to pull her hand along.

I hear another scream.

Hana: Hwasang wait!
Me: Wait for what? To be killed? Run!

Unfortunately we ran the opposite way in which I parked my car so now I have to come up with an escape plan. In my brief distraction I bump into a man wearing a heavy green forest coat. He turns around wearing a mask.

Hana and I both scream before I tackle the man. He groans as we both land on the ground. Before he can make a move I get on top trying to overpower him.

"Kid if you don't get off of me I'll kill you!"

I recognize that voice.

Me: Uncle Xiaojun?

I pull his mask off and sure enough he's glaring daggers at me. Footsteps come from the side of us.

Yuta: What the hell? What're y'all doing?
Xiaojun: I was checking out a base before his crazy ass attacked me.
Me: My bad.

I stand up pulling him with me. He dusts himself off while I smile sheepishly.

Yuta: Whatre you doing here Sang?
Me: We we're having a picnic when I heard screams so I thought someone was being murdered.

He blinks.

Yuta: That was your first thought?
Hana: He has a phobia of forests.

My eyes widen.

Me: You know about that?

She nods.

Hana: But I thought it was romantic you put it aside for me.
Xiaojun: And you thought I was the killer?
Yuta: Given your past he's not wrong.
Xiaojun: Shut up.

My Godfather and Uncle Shownu comes out the bushes.

Hongjoong: Hey Hwa! Hello Hana.
Hana: Hi Mr.Kim!
Shownu: What's going on?
Yuta: These two were on a date but San's girlish screaming ruined it.
Me: That was Uncle San?

They all nod.

Shownu: We're playing paintball and he got shot in the leg, twice.

I look at their attire and then it clicks.

Me: Ohhhhhh, I get it.
Yuta: Do you need guards to walk you back to your date or?
Xiaojun: Not with his reflexes.

Oh I am so embarrassed..

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