Legends Arceus spoilers ahead! But this chapter is essential for future chapters so you better get caught up with the game soon. Or else.
Previously! With Ash, Goh, and Lillie using her Giratina to enter the Shadow Realm, Dawn is left to wander and do something for herself.
Dawn: I hate it here. I could do more shiny hunting but theres not much I can do
Arceus: Yo
Dawn: Ah. Arecus my main man. What can I do for you
Arceus: Listen some dude is trying to fuck up the world in the past and I need you to stop him.
Dawn: Why can't you do it yourself.
Arceus: I'm not really supposed to interfere with the mortal realm.
Dawn: Sounds like an excuse to NOT do your job.
Arceus: Just do it
Dawn: Also, won't this create like a paradox.
Arceus: I dunno. Probably?
Dawn: Alright alright. I accept.
Arceus: By the way, there's a 90% chance time travel may wipe all your memories
Dawn: Very convenient of you to mention that AFTER I agree.
Arceus: But hey, I'll give you a sick iPhone 3000
Dawn: All I needed to hear. Time to save the world again.
And so, Dawn gets sent back how many years back Hisui is or something
Dawn: Christ my head. Not Christ. We're in Pokemon. It's. Uh. Wait. What.
Laventon: Oh dear. Young girl you just fell from the sky.
Dawn: Yea, no kidding.
Laventon: You remember anything
Dawn: I literally fell from the sky
Laventon: That didn't answer my question. So what's your name?
Dawn: I-uh. Hm. Damn. No idea.
Laventon: Sad. I'll call you Akari for the time being.
Akari: Wow. Does the name hold any significance to you.
Laventon: Name of my wife who left me some time ago.
Akari: I-uh. Damn. Sorry to hear that. You know I can relate. I just fell from the sky. We're like in the same situation.
Laventon: You're messing with me arent you.
Akari: What? Nooooo. I'm just a girl with amnesia remember. Actually don't remember. I have amnesia.
Laventon: I think we'll form a great friendship. Together, we'll defat Pokemon and finally make it outside the walls!
Akari: If I lose it all.
Laventon: What.
Akari: Amnesia, remember?
And so, Dawn, now Akari, proceeds through the entire game of Pokemon Legends Arecus. Meeting friends along the way and stuff. Now, at the Temple of Sinnoh, she faces her final challenge.
Akari: Why Volo! I thought we were friends. You helped me when I was banished, didn't you? Does our friendship mean nothing?
Volo: FRIENDSHIP MEANS NOTHING IN THE FACE OF GOD
Akari: VOLOOOOOOOOOOOO
Volo: AKARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Volo: Giratina use SHADOW FORCE
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