(Episode 4 here we are. How'd we make it this far? Idk let's just get on with this)
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Pikachu: Where have you sinners been? We're wasting precious abridged time!
Ash: Goodbye sweet sweet childhood.
Misty: Ash is pretty tasty. 10/10 would try again.
Ash: Please don't.
Pikachu: Alright Ash, reload that gun. We're heading towards Pewter City.
Ash: *reloads* Sigh
Misty: I'm hungry.
Pikachu: Shut up.
Ash: Wait a minute. What about the samurai?
Pikachu: Let's just say we won't be hungry tonight.
Misty: Woohoo! Nice going Pikachu!
Ash: Oh Arceus save us.
Misty: Ooo what's that!
*Giant glowing bird flying above them*
Ash: Woah! It's Ho-Oh!
Pikachu: Oh I guess we skipped over that part. Ash use Gun.
Ash: Wait. But it's Ho-Oh! HO-OH!
Pikachu: Wait. But I don't care. With that thing, we'll have food for days.
Misty: Kill it kill it kill it!
Ash: *sheds tear* Bye Ho-Oh. I'll miss you.
Pikachu: I won't
*gunshot*
Minutes Later
Pikachu: Alright! Pewter City! Let's get that gym!
Misty: You two go ahead. I'll find a room with a nice bed for me and Ash.
Ash: Please say someone heard that.
Pikachu: I did. But I choose not to do anything about it.
*Misty leaves*
Pikachu: Alright. Ready?
Ash: I wanna die.
Pikachu: That's the spirit!
Inside Pewter City Gym
Pikachu: Fite us
Brock: No
Pikachu: X and Y is the worst Pokemon anime
Brock: You signed a death wish.
Pikachu: Okay! Ash use Gun!
Ash: Help me
*gunshot*
Pikachu: Sweet we won.
Brock: Actually... no.
Pikachu: Y-You dodged the bullet?
Brock: Wasn't that hard. He's horrible with a gun.
Ash: That hurt.
Brock: Not as much as this.
*Teleports and punches Ash in the gut*
Ash: You were right. That did hurt.
*Ash fainted*
*Brock gained Pokemon Shipping stories*
Brock: Hey, this is some good stuff. Aww what? Negaishipping. I mean it's not the worst. It's just that if it's not Amourshipping it won't get as much views.
Pikachu: Ahem. Can we leave now?
Brock: Nah, I'm calling the cops.
Pikachu: Aww sh- *tries to run*
Brock: *teleports*
Pikachu: What ARE you?!
Brock: The world's strongest man. I did 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and 10km running EVERY SINGLE DAY!
Pikachu: Oh great. Now all you have to be is bald and you're perfect.
Officer Jenny: That's great but no. Pikachu, for you're abusiveness of a trainer, you're under arrest.
Pikachu: Poopsicles.
Officer Jenny: Ash Ketchum, for your countless murders and- well yeah murders, you're also under arrest.
Ash: mhmhm.
Officer Jenny: Good thing you caught them.
Brock: Wait. There should a girl character.
Officer Jenny: Want me to go get her?
Brock: Nah, I'm about to turn this from PokeShipping to GymShipping.
Officer Jenny: 0_0 -_- 0_0 Okay then.
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