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*BEEP BEEP*
Ash: Oh Shuppet! I overslept!
Delia: Run, mother Furfrou, RUNNNN!
Oak's Lab:
Ash: Give me a god Diglet Pokémon.
Oak: Well Ash, you were just too slow.
Sonic: *triggered*
Oak: But there is 1 Pokémon. But it's kinda a handle full-
Ash: Gimme.
Oak: You don't even want to know what is is?
Ash: I said gimme.
Oak: You got problems kid.
Ash: Look old man. I KNOW what you've been doing to my mother! So give me that dang Pokémon, or you're exposed.
Oak: FINE FINE! Take it!
*Oak gives Ash a Pokémon*
Ash: COOL. Oh wait it's a rat.
Pikachu: Well you're desperate.
Ash: Wow. You talk!
Pikachu: Shut up and get into the van.
*Later*
Ash: *Pant pant*
Pikachu: What were you doing?
Ash: I was getting banged up.
Pikachu: Ew! You're only ten!
Ash: No, my rival was attacking me. What were you thinking?
Pikachu: Shut up and get going.
*Even later*
Ash: Whoa. It's a Digimon!
Pikachu: You are really stupid aren't you.
Ash: I'm gonna throw a rock at it.
Pikachu: No don't do tha-
*Ash already threw the rock*
Ash: I think it's angry.
Pikachu: Okay I have 2 options. Leave the kid behind and save myself, or save the useless kid.
Ash: You know I can hear you right?
Pikachu: SEE YA LATER B*TCH!
*Pikachu ran away*
Ash: Wait, but what about the Digimon?
*The Spearow comes back with its flock*
Ash: Pikachu there coming back.
*Ash called but no one came*
*Ash turned around to the Spearow.*
Ash: Any chance you want to be friends?
*Spearow used peck at eyes!*
*It's Super Effective!*
*Ash fainted*
*Spearow gain all allowance!"
Zack: Where did this come from...
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