Ash: C'mon Pikachu! We gotta go get Pikachu!
D. Pikachu: Arceus, why do you put me through this.
*Ash picks D. Pikachu up*
Ash: Listen. I know you hate me, but we gotta work together or else Pikachu will steal the world's ketchup!
D. Pikachu: Why should I care. Human bad.
Ash: Wanna talk about it?
D. Pikachu: Ew no
Ash: T - T
D. Pikachu: Ok fine. I always wanted to be a detective but humans said that was crazy. I was forced to be some Pokemon to some trainer. Worst years of my life. I eventually escaped.
Ash: So they stopped you from your dream huh? I know a thing or two about dreams. I mean I can never finish mine but, what I've learned is not to listen to strangers. Only the girls in your harem.
D. Pikachu: What
Ash: I mean your friends... Yeah friends.
D. Pikachu: But I don't got any.
Ash: What do you mean? You've got me.
Wholesome heartwarming moment end
Ash: Now.
*Turns Super*
Ash: I'm gonna go catch up to Pikachu
D. Pikachu: I'm coming too! After all, I'm the real detective.
Ash: Right right.
*Few minutes later*
Super Ash: We found you! In a helicopter... Where did you even get that?!
Pikachu: Just got back from Area 51.
D. Pikachu: Listen kid. Just give back the ketchup. Seriously it's just one bottle.
Pikachu: NEVER! You have to beat me in a Pokemon Battle!
D. Pikachu: .... Just give back the ketchup.
Pikachu: NO! GO PORTAL GUN!
Super Ash: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!
Pikachu: AREA 51.
*Pikachu about to go through portal*
Pikachu: Oh and Ash, I saw your incognito history
Super Ash: Dammit Pikachuuuuuuu!!
D. Pikachu: Oh no you don't!
*D. Pikachu jumps to helicopter and starts fighting Pikachu*
Super Ash: D. Pikachu, you need orders! Use Thunderbolt!
D. Pikachu: B-But I haven't used my moves in a long time...
Super Ash: You have to try!!
*D. Pikachu tries but looks constipated*
Super Ash: Oh this isn't working. Ace!
Ace (me): Whaaaaat
Super Ash: We need the power of plot!
Ace (me): I feel like we're overusing the plot joke.
Super Ash: Just do it.
Ace (me): Fine *poof*
*D. Pikachu used THUNDERBOLT!*
Super Ash: Woohoo!
*Helicopter starts to fall*
Super Ash: Now that I think about it, that wasn't the best idea.
D. Pikachu: AHHHHHH I'M GONNA DIE, I'M TOO CUTE TO DIE!
*Pikachu charges Portal Gun*
Pikachu: See ya wouldn't wanna be ya. Literally. Cause you're about die.
*Pikachu disappears into Portal*
Super Ash: Don't worry pal! I'm coming for you!
*Super Ash catches D. Pikachu*
D. Pikachu: Phew I thought I was a goner.
Super Ash: But the ketchup is...
D. Pikachu: Actually
*D. Pikachu reveals Ketchup bottle*
Super Ash: Where did you pull that out of?
D. Pikachu: Don't ask.
*Back at the Random Adventures of Pokemon Characters home*
Ash: Everyone! I have some good news and bad news! Good news is, we have ketchup again!
Everyone: Woooo!
Ash: Bad news is Pikachu got away
Everyone: .... who cares?
Ash: Clemont, May, Max! I thought you guys were injured?!
May: It's called, acting.
D. Pikachu: Listen you lazy bums!
Iris: Hey watch who you're talking to! The only lazy bum here is him!
Ace (me): Ya know. Not gonna argue with that.
D. Pikachu: Just listen! We need to find Pikachu! And I think where he went...
Paul: Where
D. Pikachu: I was just gonna tell you
Misty: Were you though?
D. Pikachu: YO SHUT UP. You random characters, we're going on a journey to
.......
(dramatic pause)
.......
D. Pikachu: Area 51.
Miette: Excuse me, it's not September 20th yet.
D. Pikachu: We're trying to catch a criminal. Why does the date matter?!
Miette: Cause the meme.
Ash: Ooo is that a new region?
D. Pikachu: What no you were there when-
Ash: Wait. Does it have 51 gyms! OHH I'M SO PSYCHED!
D. Pikachu: I'm actually done.
A/N: Alright guys next up the Area 51 arc guys. Why? Cause why not. Don't worry it's a mini arc. But don't worry, filler first.
Ash: We're going to Area 51! I'm find out all of GameFreak's secrets!
Misty: I hear they keep Sword and Shield in there!
Miette: And your incognito history!
Ash: Dammit
On the next non-filler chapter of The Random Adventures of Pokemon Characters:
If the Pokemon Characters Infiltrate Area 51 (working title)
???: You will regret coming
Ash: Please don't look at the computers...
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