*The PokeCrew and Detective Pikachu follow the trail of ketchup*
Ash: Man oh man this mystery just keeps getting deeper and deeper.
D. Pikachu: Could you just, shut up?
Ash: Hmph.
*They continue walking until they hear a metal sound*
May: What was that.
D. Pikachu: Hmm below us.
*The PokeCrew look down and come face to face to a metal trapdoor*
Max: Nani.
Clemont: Wonder where it goes..
Ash: One way to find out.
D. Pikachu: Wait don't do that-
*Ash opened the trapdoor and they all fell*
May: Oof my ass.
*Ash looked around*
Ash: Woah! An underground bunker! Neat!
D. Pikachu: Ugh you numskull. This could've been a DEATHPIT! Never do things without reason!! Detective 101!!!
Ash: Blah blah blah. Are we dead? No. So start thanking me.
D. Pikachu: *inhale* *exhale*
Max: Let's just...follow the ketchup.
*The PokeCrew continue to follow the trail*
*They hear something drinking around the corner*
D. Pikachu: Alright..this stupid ketchup thief is now cornered. Now let's approach it slowly and..
Ash: GIVE US BACK OUR KETCHUP YOU FOOD CRIMINAL!!
May: To be fair, ketchup isn't really a food...
Ash: We are NOT gonna have this debate.
D. Pikachu: Can we PLEASE get the criminal?!
Clemont: True. You're right.
*PokeCrew begin to run after the criminal similar to a scene from a cartoon from the 1960s*
Ash: Ahaha! Gotcha! Now to see who you really are..
*PokeCrew uncover mask*
Everyone: Pikachu?!
Ash: B-But that's impossible... D. Pikachu is Pikachu....
D. Pikachu: I've been trying to tell you this whole time you...you... I've run out of synonyms for idiot.
May: Wait but... You should be DEAD!*
*please refer back to the chapters: "Even More Useless Peer Counseling" and "All I've Got! The Battle Between Two Rivals Comes to an End!"
Pikachu: Yeah.. I should. But you know what I'm not?!
Ash: Why?
Pikachu: PLOT! THAT'S WHY! PLOT!!!
Max: Man I hate plot.
Pikachu: After I died, I did want to come back.... But the author never let me. Although, I learned to like being dead. Peaceful. Away from that Ash Ketchum.
D. Pikachu: Must've been paradise.
Pikachu: But then, that stupid author... he needed a villain for this pathetic arc. With no one left to turn to, he chose ME!
May: Big oof.
Pikachu: Now. It'll be great if you all just died and left my ketchup in PEACE!
*Pikachu threw a grenade, blowing up the bunker, making his escape*
*All of the PokeCrew were injured, except Detective Pikachu and Ash*
Ash: I guess...it's up to us.
D. Pikachu: *sigh*
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Ash: Looks like it's time for me and Pikachu to work together
D. Pikachu: I'd rather join the other side
Ash: Why do you hate meeeeee
Pikachu: Everyone hates you
Next time, The Random Adventures of Pokemon Characters Chapter 83:
Unlikely Duo! Detective Pikachu and Ash?!
Ash: Don't miss it!
D. Pikachu: I'm so glad it's the finale..
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The Random Adventures of Pokémon Characters
De TodoOver 100 chapters of pure randomness. Join iconic Pokémon Characters like Ash and Pikachu as they experience random adventures that make no sense at all. Oh I also threw myself in there. I don't know if that makes it better it worse though... *chapt...
