Zack (me): *Looks at calendar* Nonononono
Ash: What?
Zack: It's coming. It's coming.
Dawn: You might want to stand back.
Zack: It's gonna be even worse than last year.
Misty: WHAT IS IT GODDAMMIT
Zack: LABOR DAYYYY
Cilan: So?
Zack: THE SALES
Gary: Oh I thought you were talking about school.
Zack: HOLY SHEET OF PAPER I FORGOT. SCHOOL'S IN 4 DAYS.
Ash: Ha sucks to be you. Unlike you we don't have to go to school!
Zack: You go to Pokemon School.
Lana: You can hardly call that a school.
Ash: Yeah! Unlike you, we don't get proper education!
Zack: That sounds like a bad thing.
Ash: No it isn't! I mean look how I turned out!
Zack: I think your the prime example that you should have actual school. Hey. That's not a half bad storyline.
May: Good job Ash. Now's there's gonna be a school plotline in one of the chapters.
Ash: May. Has anyone told you how curvy you are.
Brock: Holy crap Ash going for the ladies.
May: Ya know, I'm beginning to like this non-dense Ash.
Zack: Guys. We're getting off topic. Me going to school remember. 7th grade is gonna be shiz.
Serena: Not everything's about you Zack.
Iris: Yeah stop being so narcissistic and vain.
Zack: I started this and I can sure as hell end this.
Ash: I'd like to see you try.
Zack: 3...2...1...
*snap*
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The Random Adventures of Pokémon Characters
RandomOver 100 chapters of pure randomness. Join iconic Pokémon Characters like Ash and Pikachu as they experience random adventures that make no sense at all. Oh I also threw myself in there. I don't know if that makes it better it worse though... *chapt...
