Pikachu: Whatz up my hizzy homies!
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Ash: Pikachu! What happened to you!
Pikachu: I went down to the club and met a gang that showed me the hip hopping ways.
Ash: Yo! I want to be as hizzy and hip hopping cool as you!
Pikachu: Never say the again.
Ash: Alright.
Pikachu: Time to take you to our leader.
Ash: Awesome! Can we go now!
Pikachu: No. We have to wait till nighttime where it's MLG and the gangsters come out.
Ash: But what about child kidnappers?
Pikachu: Do I look like a kid?
Ash: I was talking about me.
Pikachu: For you, it's about a 30-70 chance.
Ash: Bu-
Pikachu: 30 is the good part. 70 is the bad part.
At night ash and Pikachu were going through the alleys until they came up to a metal door.
Pikachu knocked on the door.
A shadowed figure appeared.
Shadowed Figure: Password.
Pikachu: Yo Umbreon it's me, Pikachu.
Umbreon: PASSWORD.
Pikachu: Fine. Hot Diggity Dunsparce.
Ash: LOL.
The door opened.
Pikachu: Welcome to the crib.
(I am NOT describing this place)
Ash: What's with the sexy looking Pokemon?
Pikachu: You know what's up ;)
Ash: :0
Pikachu: Here's the boss.
Behind the curtain was a Dunsparce.
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MLG Dunsparce: Yo whats ups mys homiesssss.
Ash: Are you drunk?
MLG Dunsparce: Whats ares yous? Some of those detectivessss?
Pikachu: Boss, my client here wants to be MLG.
Ash: CLIENT?
MLG Dunsparce: Fine. Take off his clothes.
Ash: Oh HELL no!
MLG Dunsparce: You have to be naked, just like the Pokemon.
Ash: Nu uh. I'm calling' he cops on y'all.
Machomp: Get him!!!
Ash: Too late.
Soon the police came and put all the Pokemon from the club in jail.
The jocks, the sexy looking Pokemon,
Including Pikachu.
Pikachu behind bars: Son of a -censored-
Officer Jenny: Thank you for reporting this Pokemon Club.
Brock: I helped too!
Ash: Brock! Where the hell did you come from?
Brock: That's not important.
Zack: Yeah, I'm here too and catching this Dunsparce.
Zack caught a MLG Dunsparce!
Zack: Now remember whoever is reading this, do not join gangs.
Ash: That's the moral of the story?
Zack: Yep.
Ash: Wow. For the first time ever our chapters had a moral.
Zack: It feels weird.
Ash: Yeah. Let's never do it again.
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Announcer: See you as the randomness continues!
Ash and Zack: Don't do drugs!
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The Random Adventures of Pokémon Characters
De TodoOver 100 chapters of pure randomness. Join iconic Pokémon Characters like Ash and Pikachu as they experience random adventures that make no sense at all. Oh I also threw myself in there. I don't know if that makes it better it worse though... *chapt...
