The Random Adventures of Pokémon Characters

Pokémon Abridged 8

Do I find enjoyment from these? I'm kinda weird ig.

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Previously on Pokémom Abridged...

Prof. Oak: Heya Prof. Oak here to give you the run down.

Delia: How long will it take? Are we done yet. I can go more rounds if you want~~

Prof. Oak: Right right give me a second gosh. Let's see:

Learning that Misty is the gym leader of Cerulean City, Pikachu ordered Ash to finish her off in ol' gym leader fashion.

Ash, not wanting to hurt his companion he'd grown fond of, rebelled against Pikachu for the first time ever.

In a surprising turn of events, an enraged Pikachu shot Ash after learning Gun and ditched the team.

Now Ash's fate is resting in the arms of Misty. Which is concerning.

Also there's some Pokeshipping apparently. I don't know how to feel about that. Pearlshipping all the way.

Where's Pikachu? Will Ash my boy be okay? Find out not this chapter! THAT'S RIGHT MORE FILLER BABY!

Delia: Hurry up, I need the practice. You take forever.

Prof. Oak: I'll just 3 stock you again.

Delia: That's only because you main NESS.

Prof. Oak: Excuses excuses.

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Goh: Yo Goh here. It seems that Ash is taking is sweet fricking time getting to this point in the anime. I for one believe it's my time to shine.

Koharu: Yea, yea. Sure you shut in NEET.

Goh: Am NOT!

Goh: Ahem. Anyway my dream is to catch every Pokémon there is! In Pokémon Go that is. Social contact is unnecessary.

Koharu: Fricking NEET.

Goh: Shut. Up. You. Ninny.

Koharu: Stop it, you're not Galarian.

Goh: Oi.

Koharu: Why am I friends with you.

Goh: I warned you in my friend contract.

Koharu: How was I supposed to know you'd be like. Like. THIS.

Goh: It was in the fine print. Anyway help me catch some Pokémon.

Koharu: You're sad.

Route 13, Kanto

Goh: Allllrright. We're set! Koharu, set up the lure.

Koharu: Goh, I don't have the game.

Goh: Nonsense, I downloaded it on your phone.

Koharu: Ehh?

Goh: *checks app* Also, my egg is set to hatch in about... half a mile? Pfft, do I look American to you? Koharu, what's 0.5 miles in kilometers?

Koharu: Maybe you would know that if you went to school...

Goh: What was that?

Koharu: 0.8 kilometers.

Goh: Wow thanks. Now hold my phone.

Koharu: Uh, okay?

Goh: Gah! I forgot! I left something at the post office!

Koharu: We didn't go to the post office. There isn't EVEN a post office. It's the Pidgeot Air Carrier Service.

Goh: Oh and what'da'ya know, the post office is a good 0.8 kilometers from here!

Koharu: I know what you're doing, and it's stupid. Really, REALLY, stupid.

Goh: Could you go to the post office for me?

Koharu: No.

Goh: Pretty please, with a Cherubi on top?

Koharu: Just walk there yourself.

Goh: No.

Koharu: Why?

Goh: I'm gonna be walking home.

Koharu: ... I'm breaking into your phone and deleting your album of anime girls.

Goh: Heh. So what? I can get em back.

Koharu: I'm also deleting your gachas.

Goh: woah woah woah. Now wait a second....

Koharu: Shut up you useless shut in NEET!

Goh: Arceus, I'd do anything to get isekai'd right now.

(FYI - I'm referencing Chloe as Koharu cause I'm just used to Koharu at this point. One day I'll get used to the name Chloe, but for now.. nah).

And thus, we begin our second journey in the Pokémon Abridged timeline: Goh's journey as a weebish shut-in neet aiming catch all the Pokémon in Pokémon Go. Accompanied by his friend by contract, Koharu, will Goh be successful in his quest? I don't know, and frankly, i don't care.

Catch you all in the next one!