The Random Adventures of Pokémon Characters

Pokémon Abridged 9

Back to the main story with Ash, Brock, and Misty.

I think I'm running out of material. 

Maybe that's a good thing...

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Previously on Pokémom Abridged...

Joey: Hey y'all. Pokemon Trainer Joey 'ere to show ya what's been happenin'. 

Joey: Oh my Ratatatatatta? Ya he be doin' fine. Almost became Meowth food dey other day, but dats just 'part of our trainin'. Ain't that right Ratatatatta?

Rattata: Rat (Please help. The rest of my family has been murdered by this man. I beg. I'm next please).

Joey: Ohh you're a hoot Ratatatatta! Dem funny ones always taste da best. 

Rattata: Ratat rat. (Well. As I wait to be eventually eaten, I guess I could recap.)

A boy named Ash Ketchum had left Pallet Town in order to become a Pokemon Master! But instead of choosing his Pokemon, his Pokemon chose him? With his trusty as his trainer, Ash worked his way up and has so far collected 1 BADGE!

Learning that Misty is the gym leader of Cerulean City, Pikachu ordered Ash to finish her off in ol' gym leader fashion. Ash, not wanting to hurt his companion he'd grown fond of, rebelled against Pikachu for the first time ever. In a surprising turn of events, an enraged Pikachu shot Ash after learning Gun and ditched the team.

Now Ash's fate is resting in the arms of Misty. Which, once again, is concerning.

Joey: C'mon Ratatatatatatata. Let's go stan' stationary for da rest of 'ere lives!

Rattata: Rat. (This is honestly the worst).

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Brock and Misty rush to a nearby Pokemon Center in order to heal a fatally wounded Ash, who's currently knocked out.

Misty: Ugghhh. I'm too hungry to continueeee. What are we going to do?

Brock: Ya know, I can get us there in like, seconds. 

Misty: No I mean about my hunger. 

Brock: ...

Brock: Here have this jelly-filled donut. 

Misty: Don't you mean rice ball?

Brock: No I mean a literal jelly-filled donut.

Misty: Oh.

Brock: Plus I can get us to the Pokémon Center in seconds. 

Misty: Then WHAT have you been doing?!

Brock: Listen, it's all for plot.

Misty: Arceus, shut up about PLOT.

Ash: Ngh...

Misty: ASH! Say something!

Ash: ..Mom.. no Mom y-you have to let him go... The accident was years ago... it wasn't your fault...

Brock: Damn, you good?

Ash: Mom you have to accept it! XY was years ago it's never COMING BACK!