The Random Adventures of Pokémon Characters

Pokémon Abridged 5.9

(Episode 5.9? Why do I even do this)

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The group is in a Pokemon Center, Brock is the only one awake...

Brock: Oh hey! Didn't see you there.

Brock: Yeah you, the reader. It's me Brock.

Brock: What am I doing, well you've caught me reading this fan fiction once again. I can't get enough of it.... Here I'll read you some. Gotta say, it has a crazy start.

It's the end of the Alolan League and Ash has come home with yet another loss. This makes what? 7 losses? Pathetic piece of crap.

"Hey, I can hear you ya know," Ash spoke the narrator. He was quite annoyed, but he knows he'll always find comfort with his friends.

Ash opens the door to his house and sees all his companions. "Hey guys!" He exclaimed with excitement. "Crazy league huh? Don't worry, I'll get them next year!"

"Ash honey," Delia, Ash's mother said she walked up to her son.

"Yeah Mom? You're getting kinda close-"

In an instant, Delia smacked Ash across the face. Hard. It left a red mark on his face.

"Ash, we all f**king hate you leave this household."

Before you knew it, he was disowned and kicked out of his own house. That's a yikes for me.

"Well at least I have you Pikachu..." Ash said with some hope.

"Pika." Pikachu said flipping Ash off. He ran inside where it was warm.

Ash was heartbroken. How can anyone put him through this? Do people enjoy this type of stuff? Watching people suffer? Ash sulked as he walked the path to Viridian City.

When he got to the Pokemon Center, he didn't have enough money for a room, so he laid on the nearby couch.

"Ash?" a voice said.

"I know I'm a failure so leave me alone." Ash moaned and plopped his face into a pillow.

"Ash get up. It's me Angie."

Ash looked up at Angie with a confused look.

"Ya know. Sinnoh, that camp thing, blue hair I guess." She said. "I didn't expect you to remember."

Ash planted his face back into the pillow.

"Yeah well what do you want from me?"

"Well I saw your recent Alolan League battle and-"

Ash let out a long moan interrupting Angie. This lasted for a maximum of 5 minutes. After he was done Angie continued.

"I just want you to know I'll always be here. No matter what." Angie replied.

There was a bit of silence.

"Really?" Ash questioned.

"Really." Angie certified.

Ash got up from the couch feeling pumped. "Great! Now that I have my motivational love interest, I shall make the most OP team and come back to prove everyone wrong."