Sequel to "Go Breaks the World to Catch Pokémon"
Goh: Sigh.
Chloe: Hey. Weren't you gonna do the whole Mew truck thing?
Goh: Yea but. It's just. I spent my whole life trying to find Mew. And you're just gonna tell me there's a stupid glitch involving a RANDOM truck? It's like. What have I been doing my entire life? Staying inside. Playing games. Watching anime. Fighting over the best girl. It's all amounted to nothing.
Chloe: Wow. kinda a drama queen huh?
Goh: HEY! I'm unloading all my heartfelt emotions to you! You're supposed to comfort me and give me a lap pillow.
Chloe: You see, this is why I'm you're only friend Goh.
Goh: Ugh... Fine, let's just get it over with. Where's the stupid truck?
Chloe: According to this, it's near the S.S. Anne in Vermillion City.
Goh: The S.S. Anne? You mean the one that crashed with the iceberg?
Chole: No Goh that's the Titanic. It's not even in the Pokémon world. How did you even-
Goh: To the TRUCK my servant!
Chloe: Friend.
Goh: Friend!
At the Truck
Goh: There's literally NO Mew here.
Chloe: Didn't you know? It's an urban legend.
Goh: Huh? You failed to mention this earlier.
Chloe: No. I just didn't choose to mention it,
Goh: Keep this up and you'll be fired.
Chloe: From?
Goh: Being my friend.
Chloe: You and I both know you can't do that.
Goh: *crying noises*
Chloe: Geez. I guess we can try the Mew glitch.
Goh: *sniff* Is it real?
Chloe: Yes child, it's real.
Goh: OOo. How How!
Chloe: Uh something something Youngster route 25 something special stat 21 something. You know there's a bulbapedia article on it. Just read that.
1 Article Later
Goh: Yoooooshaa! Here we goo! Menu close!
A wild Level 7 Mew appeared
Goh: Nice! Finally, my life's work will be complete! You're MINE MEW!
Mew: Hold up. Imma have to stop you right there.
Goh: Uh..
Mew: Are you using a PIRATED version of Pokémon Red?
Goh: Uhh uhhh. Chloe gave it to me!
Chloe: What the heck Goh.
Goh: You decided to ride the Pirate Ship, and it sank.
Chloe: You got it off some SHADY ROM SITE!
Mew: Chloe, you're going to the shadow realm.
Chloe: I hate it here.
Later
Ash: Uh. Goh. Where's Chloe?
Goh: The shadow realm.
Ash: Why?
Goh: Cause I blamed her for me getting a pirated game.
Ash: Wasn't she your only friend?
Goh: Aren't you my friend?
Ash: Lol no you weeb.
Goh: Oh man. That's too bad. Anyway time for my lap pillow. Chloe!
Ash: She's in the shadow realm.
Goh: This is a problem.
Ash: Now it is?
Goh: Ash, you gotta help me get Chloe back.
Ash: Right right... Guess it's time for a new arc.
Goh: Will it actually be finished this time?
Ash: I have no idea.
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The Random Adventures of Pokémon Characters
AcakOver 100 chapters of pure randomness. Join iconic Pokémon Characters like Ash and Pikachu as they experience random adventures that make no sense at all. Oh I also threw myself in there. I don't know if that makes it better it worse though... *chapt...
