The Random Adventures of Pokémon Characters

Pokémon Abridged 3.9

(Episode 3.9? Idk why not. Just killing time here)

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*After Pikachu left*

Misty: So Ash. How do you like to be cooked?

Ash: Uhm

Misty: Roasted, Microwaved, Baked, Fried, Salted.

Ash: Well for starters we're in a forest so roasted may be your best bet.

Misty: Food that cute and smart? Hell I might as well date you. But marrying food is kinda weird

Ash: Not as weird as cannibalism?

Misty: Cannibalism solves world hunger and overpopulation.

Ash: Hey, why do you eat so much? Don't you get fat?

Misty: I think you mean thicc.

Ash: Uh yea sure.

Misty: And I don't. I have this condition where no matter how much time passes, I still look the same.

Ash: What a coincidence! Me too!

Misty: Wow we have a lot in common.

Ash: That's just one thing though

Misty: Wanna be friends?

Ash: Only if you don't eat me.

Misty: Gah! How can you be so cruel.

Ash: Sorry if I don't wanna get "eaten".

Misty: Alright fine...

Ash: So is this whole "eating" just a hoax to get people to be your friend?

Misty: No I actually eat people. How did you think I became gym leader? I ate my sisters. I had to barf them up so we could bury them.

Ash: *frightened*

Misty: But now that we're friends, I don't have to eat you. hehe!

Ash: Stop looking cute like that. You're actually scaring me.

Misty: That's kinda the point.

Ash: So can you untie me now?

Misty: I don't back down from my word.

Ash: But you said you won't eat me!

Misty: Not in that way I won't. There's still other ways. Now like I said, pants are hard to digest.

Ash: Arceus NO! MOM! I WANT MY MOM! PICK ME UP PLEASE I'M SCARED.

Ace (me): I'm sorry. Truly.