Fast And The Furious (Heavy Editing)

Eteon

Yuri's Pov

The three of us were on the plane but Luke's recognition was rejected and here we were sitting. I sat next to the window and the seat next to me was empty. And the Shaw siblings sat next to it.

"Can't believe you did that." Said Hattie "He was gonna slow us down." replied Deckard "Bullshit!!" I said and he glared at me.

"We can't pull this off. We both know it. It's Bad enough I've got this thing in my blood that's gonna kill me and everyone else. But how are we gonna break this mysterious machine out of some high-security death virus complex and magically get it to work?" Asks Hattie and then came Luke.

"Let's see, where's my seat? F1... F2... FU. You are an asshole." Said Luke as he came and sat next to me "You're quicker than I thought." Said Deckard.

"Yup, because I have a secret weapon. People actually like me. You wouldn't understand that because you don't have any friends." says Luke and we fist bump.

The plane takes off and I was sleeping until Luke shuffled and woke me up "Lukeeeee let me sleep" I whined. "Couldn't have booked an emergency row for a little bit more legroom, huh? Not everybody has hobbit legs like you." Said Luke to Deckard

"Hey, look. In case you didn't realize, I could give a damn about your comfort. So, why don't you be a good elephant? Suck up another kilo of peanuts. Put your chair back and relax." Said Deckard

"All right, listen, don't ever tell me to relax, all right? Don't tell me to do anything. Any time you ever say anything, it makes me wanna take my boot and shove it so far up your ass, you're gonna be spitting out shoelaces all week." Countered Luke.

"Hey, you know what the problem is? I'll tell you the problem. This job... This job requires stealth. And you... Look at you. I mean, granted, it's not your fault. But you're too obvious."

"You stick out. Like balls on a bulldog. Dangling down in all the wrong places. Seemingly harmless. And the next thing you know, they're trying to impregnate your sister." Said Deckard.

"Impregnate your sister?" Asked Luke "You heard." Replied Deckard "Oh... Now, I get it." Said Luke "You do? Good. I'm glad." Said Deckard.

"Yeah, I'm glad. I'm very glad. So, you actually think that I'm going through all this effort, on this mission, trying to save the world, by the way, for a fourth time, because I'm really good at it. You think I'm going through all of this just so I can do the horizontal hula, sexy-sexy time with your sister? Asked Luke.

"Not all. Most." Replied Deckard. "Let me break it down for you, Frodo: This ain't 1955 anymore. All right, despite the fact that that girl sleeping right there is related to you, she's still one of the toughest, baddest, most capable women I've ever encountered in my entire life."

"And if she chooses to look the way of this big, brown, well-endowed, tattooed, mountain of a man, then guess what... I'm gonna let her climb this mountain over and over and over again." Said Luke

"Stay away from her. I see what you're doin'. What, do you think I'm stupid?" Asked Deckard "Of course, I think you're stupid. But you know what, I'll do you a favor. I'll knock that dumb right out of your skull. You just say the word, Jack." Said Luke

"You know what I wanna do? I wanna do an Irish jig on your arse ugly face at 30,000 feet." Said Deckard "Oh, 30,000 feet. Yeah. So you wanna dance right now. The only thing holding you back is air and opportunity." Said Luke.

"There goes the air." Said Deckard as they both hold their breath "Bring it on, bunghole." Replied Luke. And then they talk with a guy and started fighting again.