Ghost Whisper- Bucky Barns X Reader

Beer

"Thor?" Bruce questions as we stare at the fat god.

Thor finally notices us standing there. He cracks into joy. "BOYS! WARRIOR! Oh my God! Its so to see you!" He sees Rocket, and try's to hug him. "Come here, you little rascal!" He growls.

"No, I'm good. I'm good. That's not necessary." Rocket try's to get away from Thors hug.

"Hulk, you know my friends, Miek, Korg, right?"

We see Miek and Korg sitting on a couch, PlayStation controller in hand, playing Fortnite and eating chips.

"Hey boys!" The giant rock person waves

"Hey guys, long time no see." Bruce says

"Beer's on the bucket. Feel free to log on to the Wi-Fi. No password, obviously." He goes back to his game. "Thor, he's back. The kid on the TV that called me a dickhead again."

"NoobMaster." Thor growls out

"Yeah, NoobMaster69 called me a dickhead."
Thor walks over to Korg, takes his headphones, and speaks into the mic.

"NoobMaster. Hey, it's Thor again. You know, the God of Thunder? Listen, buddy. If you don't log off this game immediately, I'm gonna fly over to your house, come down to that basement you're hiding in, rip off your arms and SHOVE THEM UP YOUR BUTT! Oh, that's right, go cry to your father, you little weasel!"

Thor gives his headphones back. "Thank you, Thor."

"Let me know if he bothers you again, okay?"

"Thank you very much. I will."

"So you guys want a drink? What are you drinking? We have beer, tequila, all sorts of things." Thor points to the fridge. 

Thor uses Stormbreaker to open a bottle of beer and starts drinking. Bruce walks to him and places a hand on his shoulder.

"Buddy, you all right?" Bruce asks

"Yes, I'm fine! Why, don't I look all right?" Thor looks up and smiles at him.

"You look like melted ice cream." I lightly kick Rocket who shrugs like he didn't do anything wrong.

"So, what's up?" Thor laughs

"We need your help. There might be a chance we could fix everything." I speak up

"What, like the cable?" He burps. "Cause that's been driving me bananas for weeks."

"Like Thanos." Bruce says

Thor's smile slowly disappears. He puts a shaky hand on Bruce's shoulder and points at him.

"Don't say that name."

Korg stands up and takes off his headphones.
"Um, yeah. We don't actually say that name in here."

"Please take your hand off me." Bruce whispers and He brushes away Thor's hand. "Now, I know that... guy might scare you."

"Why would I be? Why would, why would I be scared of that guy? I'm the one who killed that guy, remember? Anyone else here killed that guy? Nope. Didn't think so. Korg, why don't you, tell everybody who chopped Thanos' big head off."

Thor walks away into another room

"Umm... Stormbreaker?" Korg answers while he still plays his game.

"Now, who's swingin' Stormbreaker?" Thor comes back and points at Korg

"I get it. You're in a rough spot, okay? I've been there myself. You wanna know who helped me out of it?" I walk in front of Thor

"I don't know. Is it... Natasha?" He guesses

"It was you. You promised that we would know more about each other."

Thor walks over and looks out the window and points, still holding his beer. "Why don't you ask the, Asgardians down there, how much my help was worth." He drops onto the sofa. "The ones that are left, anyway." He mumbles

"I think we can bring them back." Bruce tells him

"Stop. stop, okay?" Thor opens a packet of M&Ms. "I know you think I'm down here wallowing in my own self-pity, waiting to be rescued and and saved. But I'm fine, okay? We're fine, aren't we?" He looks towards Korg and Miek eating pizza and playing once more.

"Nah, all good here, mate." Korg says

"So, whatever it is that you're offering, we're not into it, don't care, couldn't care less. Goodbye."

"We need you, pal." Bruce pleads

Thor shakes his head and ignores Bruce.

Rocket Crosses his arms. "There's beer on the ship."

Thor pauses, but doesn't look up then puts the bottle down.

"What kind?"