"I'm going to say this once." Cap states.
"Nope." Tony Stark states.
"Shes not in your head?" Bruce Banner says.
"I know your angry-" Wanda starts to say.
"No, we're way past that." Dr. Banner interjects with a 'try me bitch' look on his face. "I could choke the life out of you and never change a shade."
"Banner-" Cap begins to start. Soon all the Avengers plus Wanda start to argue.
"Hey, Pietro." You whisper to your new best friend you made on the flight back. "It would be smart to stop their squabbling and cause chaos at the same time. You thinking what I'm thinking?"
"I think I am." Pietro speeds around the room unplugging and shutting down everything remotely in contact with the cradle. Staring around the room he states, "No, no, go on, you were saying?"
A bullet flies through the air as Pietro falls through the glass. He was soon held down by Hawkeye who was apparently not in the vents as you had originally thought.
"Pietro!" Wanda screams as she is pulled into a headlock by Bruce who states, "Go ahead, piss me off."
Everyone starts fighting as you grab a cup of tea from a portal you conjured. You sip from your cup looking at the squabble. Suddenly Thor bursts in, causing screaming as he charges up the cradle. You spilled your cup of tea in shock as the cradle explodes and a synthetic man emerges.
Everyone stares in shock and you shout in pain as the hot tea spills all over you.
"You made me spill my tea!" You exclaim angrily.
Everyone is still in shock, except for Tony.
"Okay Cap, shouldn't there be a 'picking up strays' limit? What's yours at? Three? I'm making a tally board."
"Watch it Tin Can, I'm a sorceress not a stray." You say as you descend to help Pietro up, Hawkeye long gone.
"You knew something like this would happen, didn't you, Mischief?"
"Maybe. Thanks for being my partner in crime, Chaos."
Pietro smirked. "Anytime, Mischief."
You both ascended up to stare at the synthetic man. All the Avengers were on alert. All except Thor.
"I'm sorry, I was-" The newcomer trails off. "odd. Thank you." He states to Thor.
You paused for a second, staring at Thor. It was actually Thor. Maybe you should appease your curiosity about his brother and Asgard.
You must have zoned out because everyone was staring at the fact that Vision lifted Thor's hammer. You were pretty sure that the hammer's name was Johnathan. It looked like a Johnathan. Mjollnir was its real name, but you didn't think that that name gave it much justice.
Everyone was moving around while you just stood there, utterly confused about what was going on because you were busy naming Thor's hammer.
"Come on, mischief, the captain just gave a motivational speech. We are going to get ready to fight Ultron."
"Alright chaos." You twirl and then you were in your suit. Pietro gapes. You smirk and whisper "Taaadaaaah."
"Hey Wanda," You said as you found a red leather jacket. "Wear this." She looked absolutely stunning. You gave yourself a mental pat on the back.
As Wanda and Pietro had their twin talk, You went to find Thor.
"Hi, Pointbreak."
"I thought you were Tony, Lady...?"
"Y/n. I actually came to ask you something."
"Of course Lady Y/n."
"Where is Loki?"
Thor's brow furrowed. "He's in the dungeons on Asgard awaiting trial. Why would you want to know about my brother?"
"Just wanted to know what he has been up to since New York."
Thor was about to respond when Capsicle called for everyone to board the Quinn Jet. Saved from an awful amount of awkward explaining by the fossil.
Boarding the Quinn Jet, you mentally prepared yourself. You fidgeted with your sling-ring and kept opening and closing your fan of elemental daggers. Cap started to divvy up the roles for landing. You were ready.
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A/N: As you can probably tell, the timeline of events has been shifted a little, so Thor: Dark World is yet to happen or might not happen at all. Anyways, I hope you liked this chapter, and constructive criticism is always welcome!
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