Attack of the zompires

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Today (outfit 63)we were all sitting at Phil's he had new garlic knot things. Jack said they were disgusting as he pushed them away. He sat in the middle while Kim and I were on either side of him in the booth we all were sharing. I know these are awful Jerry exclaims even though he keeps eating them. Then how come you keep eating them? Jack asks him. Because now I can do this. He lets out a loud low long burp as if he couldn't do that before not to mention that it smells bad too. It stinks but Milton says we had to admit Jerry was an artist. We do I ask lifting an eyebrow? Before watching next to me as Jack confirms that Kim was going to come with us to the movies tomorrow.

It's playing here in the mall. He tells her. What movie? She asks. Milton rips open his two other shirts to show us he has on a zompire shirt on underneath and says it was the best monster movie ever. Jack?! I complain. You didn't tell me THAT'S the movie we were seeing I pout. I hate monster movies they scare me. It's just a movie Farr's nothing can hurt you in a movie. See Twilight vampires are cool I love Twilight but scary vampires I shake my head. Monster movies are too scary for me. I'm not going. Then what are you going to do? I'll think of something. Maybe stay in bed or go hang out the dojo or maybe grandpa will take me to go get ice cream or I'll watch T.V. or something. There's always something good on Disney to watch.

Anyways they're half zombie Jerry starts and half vampire Jack continues and all lame Kim finishes rolling her eyes. Maybe I'll do something with Farrah just us two instead. If you guys want to see a good movie you should see the horse tamer. She says it was a romantic movie about a 19 year old boy who sells his last shirt to save a crippled horse. Maybe we can go see that? She turns to me. IDK Kim I'm not to keen on the idea of that kind of romance I like Twilight romance because its not gushy and mushy and there's a big love triangle in it the always fun and classic vampires vs werewolves with the human lover caught in between. Also I think the crippled horse part would make me sad.

Hearing those words makes me feel like I'm less than a man. Jack tells Kim. Come on Kim come see Zompires with us we can even go together. He tells her. He says together probably meaning as friends but I think Kim thought of it more as him asking her on a date and caved. I rolled my eyes. I had been looking forward to having anytime with just us girls the second she mentioned it but I should've known. Back to plan a picking between those things I was going to do anyways. Then Eddie comes in wearing his boy scout uniform asking us if we knew what his new badge meant. Everyone guessing everyone was wrong. As he pulled up a chair at the end of the table to sit with us.

He tells us he was the leader of his troop. Aren't you the only one in your troop? Jerry asks. Leader of my troop he says again. Just let him have this. I tell Jerry. Yeah you're right he agrees with me. My scout leader says I'm brave bold and fearless. Jack *scuffs* if anyone's fearless its Farrah. IDK about that Jack mom scares the living daylights out of me at any possibility she'll come back again. But you're so brave to go up against her to turn yourself in to her when does come for you. You don't let anyone else but yourself suffer unless you're showing us what it was like. But Kim and I we found you in pieces when she kidnapped you at the basketball game. And boy are you bold going up against people more than half your size guys like our cousin Kai or older guys who try and pick on you for being too young to compete as if you're a life sized Barbie doll.

Anyways that sounds great Eddie he continues does that mean you're coming with us to see zompires? Are you nuts I took one look at the commercial and spent 2 days hiding in my mothers hamper. He exclaims. Is your sister going? No! I hate scary monster movies. Well maybe we can hang out together. If I'm not busy that is. He even convinced Kim to go. I roll my eyes. Kim didn't want to go either? He asked. Not until Jack said "Gee Kim we could go together." "And she was all yes Jack I love you of course I'll go with you." Then I make kissy noises. Jack rolled his eyes while Kim turned away and I felt Jack grab at my side as I yelped and my body fell out of balance and my head fell perfectly onto his shoulder as he kept squeezing my side as I tried to push myself up. Jack stop it. I giggled trying to bite my lip to keep myself from laughing.

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