Kickin' it old school season 2

You have been chosen

Today (outfit 56) we were all in the car getting ready to go see a movie and waiting on Jerry. What's taking Jerry so long we're gonna miss the movie? Eddie asked. Movie what movie? You guys told me we were going out for pizza?! Kim asked. Yeah well if we had told you we were going to go see secret agent moose you never would've wanted to come. Jack told her.

When Jerry got there he was excited about a necklace he won from the crane machine and that it had a moon rock from the moon in it. And it came with a matching pair. Farrah catch. He tossed me the other necklace and I put it on around my neck. Thanks Jerry that's sweet. Great, now I'm boxed in by some bald dudes. Rudy said. Hey Jerry how much room do I have to back out? He asked him.

Ok Rudy you've got plenty of room. Jerry told him. Keep going, keep going, a little more a little more. And then he crashed into the front of the car behind him. And then they got out of the car and disappeared. They jumped onto the car making us all scream and they were all bald dressed in orange like some kind of monk or some kind ninja warrior. And then they came into the dojo and were busy looking at Rudy's driver's license which looked nothing like him according to the warriors.

They were sorry for jumping on our car and startling us but they hoped that Rudy wasn't going to just smash and dash and then Jack stepped up and told them that they were greatest martial artists that ever lived. As if they needed to know that about themselves. And after complimenting them they complimented the dojo and thought it looked beautiful. And then we all lined up to give these guys a quick demo of what it is we do here.

Very impressive maybe someday you guys would like to come to our temple and train with us. For people we just crashed the front car of they sure were taking this well and were incredibly nice. Perhaps sometime this weekend. Of course we'd love to that would be so cool. We all murmured but then Rudy stepped in hold on I've got a lot on my plate. He said pulling something out of his pocket making us all think he had some kind of dating plans with cute girls.

But it turned out to only be a pizza menu and said we were in. And when the weekend came (outfit 57) we went to the dojo. After what we saw when we walked in we decided that this was the coolest place we had ever been. And to add to their ego the head person we'd been talking to says he gets that a lot. We arrived at an area with mats and an open flame and Milton was asking the warriors if it goes out even if.... But no come wind water or weather it still burns.

And then we came to an area where we met the guardian of the temple and the next in line after the grandmaster to earn his destiny or something like that and as for the grandmaster we were told he comes and meditates around 9ish every night by himself under the moonlight which sounds pretty nice to me. After he broke some boards he told us we should consider ourselves lucky because they very rarely let outsiders enter their sacred walls.

But to Rudy we were meant to be equals that we weren't really outsiders in his mind since some of us were black belts. And then the guy that was giving us a tour told this guy to train us in "Shaolin way" since that's what kind of warriors they were. At first he tries to turn us down until the tour guy, guy tells him it was a request from the grandmaster himself. And then we followed him to wear we would be trained.

Starting with the path of fire. He said the path of fire challenges them to block out pain and increase their discipline. Two things I have experience in enough of by training myself when I lived with mom. I was often disciplined and I'm used to all kinds of pain this would not had been a difficult task for me. And one time they told us they used it to make a very big pancake.

Our training guy did it with no emotion at all as we heard the bricks sizzle with steam. Kim tried but put one foot down and back off and then Jack went and told her it was all mind over matter showing little to no emotion at all at first. But then Kim told him his feet were on fire and he freaked out. After Jack went I stepped up to it. Farrah I wouldn't he warned me. I stepped onto it and shrugged. It doesn't feel that hot to me.

I safely walked across the fire path thing with no pain. As if it was as easy as walking. How did you do that? It was easy for me. Our mother abused me and I was therefore disciplined everyday and brought pain to everyday. The only fear I really fear except you know lots of other things is no match to returning to her and never seeing my brother again. That fire path thing was like laying in a spa with hot rocks on my back compared to the pain I went through everyday since the day I was born. Give or take.

Off else where Milton was walking with Jerry and asking him why he was eating a cabbage. But Jerry wanted to make sure he had enough gas inside of himself ready to fart on the eternal flame. They were now in the silent meditation room and Milton told Jerry some of these guys they were in the room with hadn't spoken in the last 20 years. Something else I would've easily been able to do had it stayed just my mom and me. Screaming is not speaking and maybe eventually even those would die out and I'd become silent.

But to Jerry Milton would never be able to go even 20 secs without speaking. Jerry and Milton sat down next to one of the guys while Milton tried to take that challenge. But Milton was talking about lights and shapes and colors he could see once he closed his eyes and whatever and he was still talking as the guy next to him looked at him giving him that shut up look.

But Milton couldn't tell because his eyes were closed and the guy closed his eyes again as soon as Milton stopped talking. Then he said something really Science-y and then something historical totally annoying this guy who just wanted peace and quiet trying to calm himself and keep calm. Trying not to speak. Enough! He shouted. Sorry. Milton said then they turned to him when he spoke.

They got him to keep talking and eventually they got him kicked out even though they had been talking the whole time. Then we sat in the audience while they did a demo for us. Sometime between the first demo Jerry left and Jack was asking the others where Jerry was. Eddie said Jerry said he was ready to blow and Jack knew he was talking about farting up the flame and ran after him.

But it was too late he did it then there was an explosion as he sailed into the warriors towering them over. And the guy that's been talking to us was mad that Jerry was dishonoring them after they brought us in here. But Jerry laughed and didn't feel the least bit sorry because he thought that was awesome. They told us because of that we all had to leave.

But then they all took a knee when the grandmaster came out. He said a great power had entered the temple. He said someone was here to fulfill the prophecy. They told us that a dark cloud would come and threaten the temple. But that a great warrior would save them. He told us Jerry was the one that they had been waiting for.

But the others all disagreed that there was no way that Jerry could be their chosen one. The only way they could be sure was if he had some kind 3 diamond mark on the back of his neck and so the grandmaster checked him and found 3 of them proving that Jerry was indeed the one they had been looking for. But the rest of us didn't believe it and we hoped Jerry wasn't dumb enough to believe it either according to Milton.

But he did and he was in the orange robes and his head was shaved and he was being carried. But we all thought this was getting ridiculous so Rudy wanted to tell the grandmaster Jerry was not the chosen one. But when he tried to speak up Grandmaster told Rudy that because Rudy found him made Rudy the enlightened one. And then he even agreed Jerry was the chosen one.

And then they gave us all fine silk robes because we were Jerry's friends. And we were going to be treated like royalty all because of a misunderstanding. And Jerry told the warriors he'd teach them the way of the "Swag." And then a boombox came and hip hop music came on as Jerry started dancing. And when he did the others followed his lead. And he was being bathed in a huge wooden barrel thing.

And then he looked over and saw a guy in an orange robe with a guy dressed in a suit putting the flame out. Scan something over it and then he bent down to turn it back on again making the flame fake. And the guy there said they would extinguish two flames at 9:00 and the guy that was training us and against Jerry came to Jerry and Jerry said he was going to a meeting with the grandmaster and he would teach Jerry how to mediate through time or something and Jerry would teach the grandmaster how to freak people out by flipping his eyelids inside out.

Then Jerry left and when he did his necklace with the moon rock was still there and on the white towel was a black diamond. In the morning we were all dressed in our silk robes living like kings and queens being pampered. If Jerry had that on the back of his neck I probably did as well. And the evil guy was gonna try and expose Jerry as a fraud.

And then he gathered everyone together and proved it was fake. The grandmaster was mad Jerry had deceived them and he banished us all from the temple. And before we knew it we were back home in the dojo. And Jerry told us he thought the evil guy didn't like him just because he had seen him turn off the flame. He told us what he saw and what he heard.

And that's when we put the pieces together meaning we had to go back and rescue the grandmaster before it was too late. Because that meant by 9:00 if we weren't there the grandmaster would die.

We decided that even though Jerry might not have been the hero in the prophecy that the dark cloud could still be the one that exposed him. But Kim thought he should just let it go since we were banished. But chosen one or not he was still going back to help them even if he had to go alone to a place he was no longer welcome.

We decided we couldn't let Jerry do that so we put on bald caps and orange robes and pretended we belonged. The plan was simple sneak in and pretend we belong then split up and warn the grandmaster. Easy enough for me I could've gone in really shaved since mom had done that to me once shaved all my hair. Plus I was good at pretending to belong somewhere that I knew I didn't. Like the dojo.

That first part was easy enough and we knew where by 9:00 the grandmaster would be. Jerry had found him and told him what the evil warrior had been planning and then he came out and admitted it to be true.

He thought once the grandmaster was gone he would be able to sell the temple to make a fortune. Jerry and the warrior fought. When the battle looked over and Jerry looked defeated the grandmaster gave his hand to Jerry and made it glow with a bright light.

Now that Jerry had this new power he was able to defeat the evil warrior just as the rest of us returned to see him finish him off. The grandmaster said he gave Jerry the power of friendship that he had risked his life to save his.

He said when we came he had felt a great power between the wasabi warriors and that we had no greater power as we all got brought back in at Rudy's command. Even the grandmaster joined us as we were bound by the power of friendship. All: Wasabi!

Now that the evil was gone we told the grandmaster we would come back and visit him again and in return he told us we were always welcome here.