Incorrect Quotes #1

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ALL SHIPS MAY BE MENTIONED :)
Oh and some incorrect quotes will contain no ships

There'll be some spelling errors so ya

Enjoy!










Ship: Dreambur
Au: My AU

Phil: Listen here you little fuckers, except you Dream, I am glad that you have decided to have dinner with us!

Techno:

Tommy:

Wilbur: YOU SERIOUSLY PREFER MY S/O THAN YOUR OWN SONS?!

Phil: Shuddup you guys are adopted.
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Ship: Dreamnoblade

Dream: What if 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Techno: Dream, please, go back to sleep. It's 3:00 in the morning.

Dream: what 'g'if I  dont want to?

Techno: I'm kicking you out-
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Ship: Dream Harem
Au: My AU
Fluff

Dream: Greetings to the people who does not live here!

Wilbur: Hello!

Karl: Hi

Quackity: Hola Mi Señora (I'm sorry-)

Techno: Hallo

Sapnap: Hi~

George: HeLlO

Sam: Hi

Punz: Hello!

Fundy: Hellow!

Dream: *Sigh* I gave you the key for emergencies only!

Wilbur: Ok look, we demand cuddles this instant.
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Ship: Dreambur
Au: Daycare AU/ Kids AU
Inspired
Fluff

Wilbur: *coloring with multiple highlighters*
Phil: *Sigh* Son, a highlighter is only used for highlighting important stuff.

Two minutes later

*Wilbur chasing Dream around the Daycare with a pack of highlighters in his hand*: Dream, get over here please!

Phil catching up with Wilbur: MATE! Why are you chasing Dream with a highlighter?

Wilbur: You said you use a highlighter to highlight important stuff.

Phil:
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Ship: None
Au: Drista & Dream

Drista: I really like eminem.

Dream: I prefer skittles🙄💅

Drista: No- Like- the rapper-

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