Anesthesia Antics 🥰

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Original oneshot from @wandaromanova from tumblr

Link to tumblr: https://wandaromanova.tumblr.com/post/655949312668434432/anesthesia-antics

Natasha Romanoff x Fem!Reader x Wanda Maximoff

Summary: Y/N needs minor surgery after an injury. What happens when she flirts with Wanda and Natasha in her loopy state?

Warnings: cussing, sexual implication

Word Count: 2K

You were in pretty rough shape right now. You had a broken arm; thanks to Peter. You were older than he was, but you had the exact same humor and youthful playfulness. So, that made you guys unofficial partners in crime.
You both had been messing around with one of Tony's blasters. Peter had jokingly activated it while you were taking it off and the metal arm flew off of your arm, causing your arm to bend suddenly at an ungodly angle.
Not only did you have a broken arm, but there was now a giant hole in Tony's lab that you'd both have to fix later.
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As soon as Peter realized what happened, he immediately rushed you to the medical wing. Doctor Cho's eyebrows raised as he carried you in, bridal style.
"What did you guys do now?" Cho asked as she placed her coffee down on the table in front of her. She walked over to your tense form as you writhed in pain, tears threatening to fall from your eyes.
"We were in Tony's lab and now I potentially have a broken arm. Do we need to say more?" You let out a laugh which was a bad move on your part. The vibration of your laugh shook your arm causing more pain to shoot from your arm and up to your chest.
Cho rolled her eyes before instructing Peter to place you onto the medical table. He put you down roughly and you shot him a glare as you winced.
"Could you be any rougher?" You couldn't help but laugh at your reference to your favorite show. That only caused more pain to radiate from your arm.
Cho grabbed your arm softly and examined it. She saw one of your bones protruding from your arm and instantly knew what she needed to do.
"Yeah, you have a broken arm, for sure. You're going to need surgery." Your eyes widened at the Doctor and she let out a chuckle.
"It's not anything major. I just need to put your bone back into place so it'll heal correctly on its own. You'll be fine." Cho walked out of the room to grab some extra help while your gaze returned to Peter.
The boy, who was stood beside the bed, rubbed his neck awkwardly.
"I'm really sorry, Y/N. I didn't know it would hurt you." You rolled your eyes at the teenager.
"You didn't think a powerful weapon would hurt me? Aren't you supposed to be smart?" You replied sarcastically as Peter turned red. Before Peter could form a response, Cho returned to the room.
"Peter, you need to leave now. I'm gonna put Y/N under." The doctor said as she walked back into the room with a couple of nurses. He nodded his head and walked out of the room.
As the anesthesiologist placed the mask over your face. You counted back from ten and you were out cold as your body went numb.
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When you finally came to, you cringed at the bright light above you. Suddenly, the lights dimmed, allowing you to open your eyes fully.
You turned your head to the side and caught sight of Wanda and Natasha stood right next to you.
"Hey, sleepyhead. We heard someone was messing around with Peter and ended up with a broken bone. Do you know who that could be?" Wanda spoke softly as she grabbed your hand in hers. She was gentle, not wanting to cause you any pain.
You smiled goofily as you took in the sight of the two redheads. You wiggled your eyebrows at them.
"I don't know who that could be, but they're pretty cool. Breaking a bone? That's badass."
The two women let out a laugh as Natasha grabbed two chairs. The witch and the assassin sat down by your bedside.
"Badass? Didn't realize playing with high tech with a teenager was badass." Natasha let out sarcastically causing you to pout playfully.
"It's totally badass! I'm a hot bitch." Wanda and Natasha were taken aback by your words and they laughed. Natasha rested her hand on your cheek and rubbed it soothingly.
"If it's any constellation... concentration? No, consolation. You guys are hot bitches too. The hottest hoes to ever exist." You couldn't control any of your words as you stumbled over your words. The sight of you confused and trying to correct yourself amused the two women... or 'hot bitches'... in front of you.
"Hoes? You think we're hoes?" Wanda jokingly said in mock offense. Your eyes widened as you shook your head frantically in disagreement; not being able to detect the playfulness behind her tone.
"No! Of course not. I was just saying you guys are hot and beautiful. You guys could run me over with a semi-truck and I'd say 'thank you, please do it again.'
The two redheads were howling with laughter at this point. They'd never seen you like this before and they absolutely loved it. They were never going to let you live this down when you were back to normal.
"We don't have a semi-truck, honey. Would my Corvette work?" Natasha asked you as she continued to stroke your cheek.
"Any vehicle would work a- as long as you guys are in it." Wanda placed one of her hands over her mouth to muffle her laughter as Natasha's moved from your cheek up to your hair.
"So... do you guys come here often?" You attempted to flirt with them. Wanda was still in a laughing fit, so Natasha decided to reply to you.
"Well, we kind of live here, so yes. We come here often, detka (baby)." You smiled widely at the pet name.
"I don't know what that means. You could be calling me a trash can, but that's fine. You can call me anything you want as long as it's in Russian."
Natasha let out a hearty laugh as her fingers ran through your locks. You closed your eyes and let out a small whine at the feeling.
"Ty krasivaya, detka." You opened your eyes at Natasha's words. Wanda and Nat let out small giggles.
"Did you actually call me a trash can?" You stared at the two women in bewilderment and Wanda shook her head at you. She pulled your hand up to her lips.
"No, she said 'you're beautiful, baby.'" Wanda then placed a soft kiss against the back of your hand. You blushed as Wanda translated what the assassin said.
"You guys are the beautiful ones. Like please, rail the fuck out of me." You groaned out frustratedly as Wanda placed another kiss against your skin.
"That can be arranged, darling, but first you have to get better. Wouldn't want to hurt your arm more." You felt your heart flutter at Natasha's words.
"I don't care if I get hurt. I like the pain." You exposed yourself accidentally. Wanda and Nat raised their eyebrows at you.
"Noted." Wanda said as she rested your hand and hers against the bed.
"Does this mean we're dating now? That would be fucking awesome." You asked the two women and they smiled down at you.
"It means whatever you want it to mean, but if it's any 'constellation'... we think it would be pretty fucking awesome too." Wanda said as she interlocked her fingers with yours.
"But, we'll have that conversation as soon as you're sober again."
Natasha's voice lowered as she placed a kiss on the corner of your lips. She moved back, but before she could return to her upright position, you hastily grabbed her by the neck and kissed her.
You would've felt the pain if you weren't doped up still, but even if you could feel it, you wouldn't care. Natasha's lips were unbelievably soft and you wanted to kiss her forever.
Natasha pulled your hand off of her neck and sat up. Wanda perched up an eyebrow as she stared at you.
"As hot as that was, I want a kiss too." Natasha pushed her seat back to allow Wanda some room. The Sokovian stood up and moved to your head.
She leaned down and placed her lips against yours. Hers were just as soft as Natasha's and she tasted like peaches. It was addicting.
You whined as she pulled away from the kiss. "No, come back." You mumbled out as you pulled her down by the neck, just like you did with Natasha.
After a few more pecks on the lips, Wanda pulled away and sat down in her chair. The sound of Nat's chair scraping filled the room as she placed her hand back into your hair.
She scratched your scalp with her fingernails and you couldn't help but close your eyes at the feeling.
"Get some rest, honey. We'll be right here when you wake up." Natasha said as she placed a kiss on your forehead. Wanda kissed your wrist as she rubbed your hand.
"Okay. Goodnight, hot bitches." You said before you fell asleep quickly. You couldn't hear them, but they were laughing happily as your sedated self went unconscious.
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As you slept, Wanda and Natasha were overjoyed. They had been crushing on you for a long while now. Ever since you joined the team, they had fallen for your carefree and easygoing personality.
You were the ease that they both lacked in their lives. You were their reminder that life didn't always have to be so serious.
Although this wasn't the way they wanted to make you theirs, they now realized they wouldn't have wanted it any other way.
You had never been more beautiful and adorable to them. Your anesthesia antics melted their hearts and made them fall for you even harder than they ever thought was possible.
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5 hours later
You woke up feeling groggy as hell. You opened your eyes and they fluttered quickly as you adjusted to your surroundings.
You looked down at your hand confused as you felt someone holding it. Your eyes darted down and you realized that Wanda was holding your hand as she rested her head on your bed.
Natasha was leaned back in the chair beside her, looking down at her phone. She looked up at you and smiled as she turned her phone off.
"Good morning sleeping beauty. Are you still loopy?" Natasha asked you. At the sound of Nat's voice, Wanda's head shot up. She smiled brightly as she noticed you were finally awake.
"Nope. I'm all good now..." Your voice trailed off as you recalled what had happened a few hours prior. You used the hand that Wanda wasn't holding to facepalm yourself.
"Oh god... I- I called you guys hot bitches." The two woman laughed at your embarrassed state. Natasha placed her hand on top of your forearm.
"Not to mention, you kissed us." You let out a groan as you slid your hand across your face, annoyed with yourself.
"For the record, I may have been doped up, but I truly did mean everything I said and did. Especially what I did."
You removed your hand from your face and nervously looked between your teammates. They just smiled down at you before Natasha bent down and placed a kiss against your temple.
When she pulled away, your lips curled upward. Your heart felt like it was going to beat out of your chest.
"We meant it too, honey." Natasha said as her hand went back to your forearm. Wanda placed her hand on your thigh, causing you to look towards her.
"Did you really want to be with us? Cause you know we'd be more than happy to make that happen."
You blushed at her words as she placed a delicate kiss against your hand.
"Yes, I really do, but..." You tapped your finger against your chin as you pretended to ponder your next words.
"You guys have to kiss me again." Wanda and Nat laughed before the Sokovian bent down and pressed her lips against yours. Natasha followed right after.
When the assassin pulled away, you kept your eyes closed as a blissed out smile broke out across your face. Your eyes opened when you heard their laughs again.
You pouted, but ended up laughing along with them. You squeezed Wanda's hand in yours.
"I should break my bones more often, if this is the outcome." You joked, but they didn't laugh.
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"No!"
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"Absolutely not."

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