Thank You

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A little thank you gift for you readers.

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Chara/Cross: *curses*

Person: Wow, do you kiss your mother
with that mouth?

Chara/Cross: HA, joke's on you! I don't have a mother.

NM, having a heart attack: ASFJDHFKJJD CHARA/CROSS WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!

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[Fire alarm goes off in the middle of the
night. Everyone rush in, half asleep]

Dream: Is everyone okay? Chara what are
you-

Chara: [holding a lit piece of paper under the fire alarm] Now that everyoners here, who finished my chocolate milk?

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NM: For your birthday, I got you Netflix.

Chara/Cross: Thanks, I was getting tired of sharing an account.

NM: You wanted an account?

Chara/Cross: Yes? What did you get me?

NM: ... Netflix.

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Chara, about to do something risky: I'm so doing this and neither you, Dream, or even god himself can stop me.

NM:
NM: *takes his phone out and
starts tapping on it*

Chara:
Chara: Nightmare.
Chara, nervously: Nightmare, what are
you doing?

NM:

Chara, starting to sweat: What did you do, Nightmare?

NM:

Cross, suddenly appearing from another room: CHARA PEÑALOZA!

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Chara: Wait. Why don't you want a dog?

NM: When I adopt something small, yappy and irritating. It'll be you.

Chara: Did you say 'when?'

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NM: A vodka for me, and he'll have a Capri Sun.

Chara: I'm seventeen.
NM:
Chara:

Chara: I can buy my own Capri Sun.

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NM: My cold dead heart has no room to show affection to a simple child.

Chara: (coughs)

NM: aRE YoU iLL?!? WhEre iS yOuR JaCKeT yOuNG MaN? WhO iNFecTeD YoU? I wILL STAB THeM!

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Dream: Hey Chara, I got you a new phone for your birthday!

Chara: Woah! Thanks Dream I-

Blue: Pssssh a phone? I'm giving him a new car.

Chara: Oh my gosh, Blue, you-

NM: I murdered an entire race for him.

Chara:
Dream:
Blue:
NM: Just kidding, I got you a puppy.

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NM: Chara, why are you eating chocolate? I said you have to ask permission first!

Chara: I did ask. You never said I had to get a yes.

NM:
NM: *choked up* I- I have NEVER been so proud!

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Chara: Epic? Do you think I can babysit Vani one day? I need money.

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