Manners Maketh Man [Yelena Belova X Male Reader]

Meeting the 'In-Laws'...

Y/N was still in the taxi, it was when the second wrong turn happened that Y/N knew he wasn't heading to the compound.

"Where are you taking me?" Y/N asked as he pulled out a pistol and pointed it at the driver but the driver simply raised a pane of bullet proof glass.

"Don't bother Mr L/N, that glass will deflect the bullet causing it to in all likelihood hit you." The driver said as he pulled into a private airfield and Y/N was dragged into a VTOL where he was chained to the chair he was sat in as he was shot with a tranquilizer dart.

He had to hope Yelena would follow his suit and glasses in built trackers.

When he woke up Y/N was handcuffed to a chair and a woman was circling him, she was wearing a Black Widow catsuit.

"Mr Y/N L/N -"

"Just so I can make this clear right away, saying my full name over and over again doesn't work, I dated Natasha Romanoff, she went through the interrogation handbook with me, and the Kamasutra, it was make up sex if I'm being honest-" Y/N was cut off by a punch to the jaw.

"Does that work?" The woman said as Y/N recovered.

"I have an itch, left cheek, do you mind?" Y/N said as the woman laughed and punched Y/N. "No, bit to the right please."

The woman threw another punch causing blood to splatter on the floor as Y/N spat some blood out of his mouth.

"That's the spot." Y/N quipped as The woman smiled and shook her head.

"You're a funny man Mr L/N. Let me see how long that wit lasts when I let my husband go at you." The woman said as Y/N saw a man walk in, they had a big bushy beard as well as a beer gut.

Y/N took the first punch off the man and it nearly Knocked him out there and then.

"Wow, feels like Steve just hit me." Y/N remarked to himself as another punch landed on his face.

Meanwhile Yelena was tracking Y/N's location to a small house in the middle of nowhere in Belarus. She was flying the jet and nearing the location when she recognised where she'd see the coordinates before.

A few more hours passed and Y/N was beaten by the couple, he was struggling to stay awake at this point.

"Pain only makes you stronger." Y/N muttered under his breath so they couldn't hear it. They were about to continue asking where Yelena was when they heard a voice behind them.

"Mom! Dad! ...what are you doing?!" Yelena said as she rushed to help Y/N. She took the key from the woman and unlocked the handcuffs. "Why were you torturing my boyfriend in the basement?"

"Wait, boyfriend?" Alexei said as Yelena and Melina gave him a 'priorities' look.

"We thought he was holding you hostage." Melina said as Yelena looked at her like she was an idiot.

"Did you try and contact me? Natasha would have kicked your asses if she knew about this." Yelena said as she helped Y/N upstairs into the living room.

"Wait, these are your parents, yours and Natasha's parents?" Y/N said breathlessly as Yelena nodded at him. "Talk about me pissing off the in-laws."

Yelena just looked at him.

"идиот. [Idiot.]" Yelena muttered as she grabbed the first aid kit and began to treat the cuts that Y/N had sustained on his cheek. "I still can't believe they didn't bother to try and call me."

"For the record we tried to call your sister to see if she would answer but we've not heard from her in a while." Melina said as Y/N and Yelena shared a look of shock.

"Mom, do you not know about Natasha?" Yelena asked as Alexei walked in and Melina looked between Y/N and Yelena.

"Know what?" Alexei asked as Y/N looked to Yelena and nodded to her.

"You want me to give you a minute?"

"Can you stay, I might need you to explain it properly." Yelena said as Y/N nodded, he sat back down and put a frozen pack of peas on one of his wounds to help it heal.

"Natasha survived the blip, she went on a mission and um...Y/N?" Yelena said as she felt tears run down her face. Y/N comforted her and looked at Melina and Alexei.

"Natasha, she...um...she loved you both, you should know that-"

"Why do you keep referring to Natasha in the past tense?" Alexei asked as Melina had already pieced it together before hearing the explanation, she knew just from the look Y/N and Yelena shared with one another.

"Natasha was on a mission, she was looking for a way to bring everyone back from the blip. We found one, we used...time travel to go back and get the stones, I was sent after the same stone as Stark, when we came back to the present day, we found out Natasha had sacrificed herself to get the...stupid fucking rock." Y/N said as he finally lost his nerve and slapped his hand down on the table. Yelena put her hands on Y/N's back and began rubbing circles on his back to make him calm down.

"Go to the other room, calm down, here." Yelena said as she handed Y/N his phone and headphones. Y/N stepped into the other room and Melina and Alexei looked at her.

"Natasha's dead?"

"Yes. Right now people are after us because they know we can protect the Avengers." Yelena said as Melina looked her in the eyes.

"And him, what's his story?"

"Y/N and I are together, in work and in a relationship. He was Natasha's fiancé until she died, it took him until a few months ago to 'get over it'. I'm his first real relationship since Natasha. Mom, when we met, we were both broken, we'd both lost a piece of ourselves, we bonded over the memories. I'd trust Y/N with my life." Yelena said as Melina nodded, trying to keep a straight face, she had to be strong right now, Alexei was sobbing as Y/N was in the other room listening to his music to calm down.

After a while when Yelena had gone to sleep and Y/N was sat at the dining table drinking a glass of whisky, Melina sat next to him and poured herself some Vodka.

"So, Yelena tells me you knew Natasha quite well?" Melina asked as Y/N nodded.

"Yes, I did."

"How well?"

"I knew about Dreykov's daughter, about the Red Room, Natasha told me everything, almost everything. She told me about a sister called Elena. I'm not with Lena just because she knew Natasha if that's what you're thinking. I care about Yelena, more than myself." Y/N said as Melina looked him dead in the eyes.

"Okay, but just so you know. She's the only daughter I have left. If you hurt Yelena, I will kill you." Melina said as Y/N let out a laugh.

"Ms Vostokoff, if I hurt Yelena, Yelena will kill me before you get the chance." Y/N said as Melina smiled.

"She did say you were beyond intimidation." Melina said as Y/N looked at her quizzically. "When Natasha mentioned you in passing, she spoke of a boyfriend who no one could intimidate. She was right."

"When it concerns Yelena being hurt, I'll always stand my ground on the side of protecting her." Y/N said as Melina nodded.

"Yes, well, you best go to bed. Just...no sex, last thing I want to hear or see is my daughter having sex." Melina said as Y/N let a small laugh.

"Understood. Night Melina"

"Good night." Melina said as she watched Y/N walk up the stairs to the room where he and Yelena were staying.