South Park X Reader

Chapter 19; an odd day

Two weeks later (March 2nd)

"Yeah, we can drive, road trips are fun." Token says as we eat lunch at our table. "Can we stay two weeks?" Kenny asks. "I don't see why not, there's no exams or anything." Stan adds. "Okay, we'll leave on Friday. Who's taking who's car?" Token asks. "I'm not taking Kenny's shitty car." Cartman snorts. "Okay, we'll take your van?" Stan says. "Yeah, you, Kyle, Kenny and (y/n). Well take my moms van." Cartman agrees. "Okay. Me, tweek, Clyde and Craig will take my truck." Token says. "Kay, Bebe and Wendy are taking Wendy's moms jeep." Stan says. "They're coming?" You ask. "Yeah, is that okay?" Token asks. "What? No, I mean I don't really care." you say, earning some strange looks.

"So friday?" You say after some silence. "Yeah, sounds good." Clyde says. The bell rings and you all disperse from the lunch table. "You excited?" You hear Cartman ask from behind you. "Hm? Oh yeah. Are you?" You ask, your head hasn't been in the right place today. "Of course." He says. You decide to walk with him to his locker. "You following me?" He asks with a snort. "Believe it or not, you're actually one of my favorite people at this school." You laugh as you lean beside his locker. When he opens it, you see a small picture of four, young boys. One with a green hat, one with a bright blue and yellow hat, one with a blue and red hat an done with an orange parka covering his face. "Is this you guys when you were little?" you ask, taking the photo off of the magnet. "Yeah. Fourth grade." He says, scratching his neck. "This is you?" You ask him, pointing to the little chubby kid, flipping the camera off.

"now I see why they all call you fatass." You laugh staring at the nostalgic photo. In the photo he's fat for his age, now he's tall and lean. You guess the name just kinda stuck. "Yeah, assholes." He chuckles. "Hey, can I talk to you?" Stan taps your shoulder and you nod. "See ya." You say before following Stan to the stairwell. "What's up?" You ask. "Uh...Oh god..." He whispers to himself. "Can you do something for me...that I shouldn't ask you to do?" he asks nervously. "Sure." you say, not as nervous as you should be.

"Will you kiss me and tell me if I'm good at it." He says fast. Your eyes widen and you stand under the stairs baffled at the question. "I'm sorry Stan, I can't do that." You say quietly. "Why not?" He asks. "Because I'm in a relationship and I've cheated on someone before, and it's no fun. Besides, I'm sure you're a great kisser." You say as you leave the odd boy standing in the stairwell. "What was that about?" Kyle says to you when you walk out into the hall. "Stan just asked a homework question." You lie. Everyone seems to be asking questions today.

"Can I ask you some advice?" Kyle asks you when you get to your locker. "Everyone's asking me advice today so sure." you answer. "I think... I think Stan wants to fuck me." Kyle says bluntly. "Wow." You say with wide eyes, throwing your bag into your locker. "I don't know what to do, I mean, you've done it...right?" He asks you with a pleasing voice. "Well...yeah, but straight sex is a little different that gay sex." You say with a slight laugh. "How so?" He asks curiously. "Well, first of all, its in the ass." You laugh. "I'm a girl...with a vagina...I can't help you here, Kyle. I'm sorry, I hope it goes well." You smile and pat his shoulder before going to your next class.

Kenny's P.O.V

The last bell rings and I'm waiting out side for (y/n). I skipped last period to smoke weed. As she walks out the door I see her with the boys. I swear every time I see her she's even more flawless than before. Her beautiful (h/c) hair frames her face and her soft skin makes her look so young and innocent. Her (e/c) eyes make her look so vibrant and fuckable. She's so perfect. "Hey." She says when she sees me. "Hey." I smirk and kiss her cheek. "Skip to smoke?" Cartman asks and I nod. "How was your days." I ask the boys and girl. "Awkward." Stan says. "Confusing." Kyle says. "Weird." Cartman says. "Fine." She smiles and sits beside me in the hood of my car. "It's Tuesday now and we leave Friday, is everyone excited?" She asks happily. "Yeah, we both texted our moms today and they said it'd be fine." Kyle says. "My mom won't miss her van for a few days." Cartman says. "My mom doesn't give a shit about me." I laugh. "I'm excited." She smiles at her hands. "I gotta go home, I'll talk to you guys later." She smiles and I grab her waist before kissing her soft lips, not caring who sees. She kisses me back and walks away.

"So you're official now?" Stan asks. "Yeah, she's so amazing." I say, kind of gloating about my awesome girlfriend. "Mhm." Kyle sighs and I ignore it. "Fuck I'm so excited for hot tubbing and drinking and beach volleyball." Cartman says. "You hate volleyball." I laugh. "But I like girls in bikinis blaming volleyball." He says and laughs. I'm just excited to sleep next to her for multiple nights, to see her in a bikini and some times in nothing. I'm excited to be with her and everyone else and act like kids again, it's been a long time since we were kids, running around south park, getting ourselves In Shit. Sometimes I forget how fucked our child hood was.

Normal P.O.V

As you get home, you remember you need to ask your brother to go to Florida. "Hey. I have a question." You say sitting in the couch next to him. "Sup?" He asks. "All my friends are going on a trip to Florida for march break plus an extra week. I've already spoken to tokens parents and his beach house has security systems and I checked with my teachers and I have no important exams all week." You practically beg. "I don't know, will there be booze or drugs?" He asks. "Probably." You answer honestly. "Okay, fair enough, will you abuse them?" He asks. "No, I swear." You answer. "Boys?" He asks. "Yes, but girls to." You answer. He takes a long and deep breath. "Fine. This is ultimate trust test." He says sternly. "THANK YOU!!!" You shout and hug him.

This is going to be the best two weeks of your life.

(Sorry for the short and boring chapter, my idea flow has been pretty bleh lately. Maybe leave some suggestions in the comments for what you want to happen. I am really considering bringing back Kyle x reader-chan in some way shape or form bc I love Kyle. Leave suggestions! <3)