(Well, I'm finally back. It was difficult coming up with ideas, but I came up with this one. I can't promise that posts will go back to normal, but I can promise that I'm not done yet. I'd also like to say that some of the artifacts that are mentioned are actually named after the prizes of the Atari Swordquest tournaments, all except the sword, which I called the sword of Tramiel, due to the rumor that the guy who bought Atari, Jack Tramiel, apparently hung the sword, which was the final prize in his office. As usual, thanks for reading).
Wil and Audrey hunt for the Staff of Heydrich, the final cosmic artifact, which will open the way to find the ultimate weapon.
Audrey: How do we know this thing is here?
Wil: We don't.
Audrey: Then why're we here?
Wil: We're following a rumor from Winterhold.
Audrey: And how would they know it's here?
Wil: Because they're wizards obviously.
Audrey: That doesn't mean anything!
Wil: Well how come they're wizards?
Audrey: Eya almighty. I'm surrounded by idiots.
Wil: Ironic.
Audrey: What?
Wil: Nothing.
The two entered then cave and came to a puzzle. Not just any puzzle: It was one of those annoying Claw door puzzles.
Audrey: My ass!
Wil: I hate these fucking things.
Audrey: Please tell me there's a claw around here somewhere.
Wil: I have like 8 in my satchel.
Audrey: So it's a game of chance.
Wil: A chance of hopefully not getting killed.
Audrey: Alright, let's play.
Wil: You sure are angsty today
Audrey: Hurry up!
Wil: Okay, Jeez!
Wil pulled a claw and tried it. It wouldn't fit. Then another. Didn't fit. And then another.
Wil: Third time's usually a charm.
Audrey: Usually.
It worked.
Audrey: Thank you Eya. Let's go.
Next was a stone symbol puzzle.
Audrey: Green, Red, Red, Purple.
Wil: That was quick. You sure that's right?
Audrey: Is it?
Wil sighed and entered the colors. It surprisingly worked. The door then opened.
Audrey: That was a one in a million chance.
Wil: Nice. Let's keep going.
Next was a number puzzle.
Wil: Well, answer could be from one to a trillion.
Audrey: Let's try 69.
Wil: Don't you wanna try to look around for an answer?
Audrey: I think it's 69.
They entered the number, which opened the door.
Wil and Audrey: Nice.
The next door opened, revealing a room filled with Draugr, which were easily killed. After, the next door opened, revealing another claw puzzle.
Audrey: Are you fucking kidding me?!
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The New Age of Wilhelm and Audrey
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