My Story.

Shit shaped

I was happily sleep spooning with my girl. Our legs were entwined. I was cupping our precious with one hand and one of our lovely breasts with the other. She was holding smeagle. It was the way we woke up every morning now. I couldn't think of a better way. Other than the morning when we were sleep shagging and woke up midway through.

As we stirred I tickled our precious lightly and gently squeezed our breast. I kissed her just in the crook of her neck. Eyes still closed. She started to stir and as she automatically turned for a kiss smeagle not wanting to be left out let her know he was awake too and raring to go.

She released him from her hand as she rolled over to face me and push our bodies together. Within seconds smeagle was tucked away in his special place. I rolled onto my back and kerry sat up slightly. It felt good.

"Good morning beautiful."

She glanced sideways for a split second and scrambled off me and huddled under the quilt.

"Fuck sake Coco. How many fucking times do I have to say don't come into my bedroom. Go downstairs. I will be there later."

Of course she ignored me.

"She's on her way. "

"What are you talking about?"

"Your fiancé. You were supposed to meat her at the airport. She in a taxi. She's going to be here in 5 minutes. "

I had forgotten that Coco was insistent on crisis talks. I had no intention of marrying the banshee anymore. I had already gone through one marriage to a harpy. Kerry had an aura about her that made me feel calmer than I thought I could ever feel. Kerry's voice broke me out of my daze.

"Do you want me to leave?"

Coco answered before I could

"Of course he does you stupid little bitch. His fiancé is on her way. "

I lost my temper..

" SHUT UP COCO. NO SWEETHEART I DON'T WANT YOU TO LEAVE. "

I was heading for a blind panic. I went to Joe's room.

"Fuck fuck fuckity fuck "

"Good morning to you too."

"What? Oh sorry. Morning Joe"

"Right. Spill."

"Hmm ... oh yeah . Need a favour. She's on her way."

"Who is?!"

"HER , IMAN. FUUUUUUCCK"

"So? I thought you said you'd split."

"We did. I forgot about Corinne's crisis talks. I can't put Kerry through the wrath of Iman. You know damn well if I introduced Kerry as my soulmate Iman would have her reduced to a quivering mess in seconds. Kerry wouldn't stand a chance"

"Soulmate? That's a bit strong for someone you've known for 2 months max isn't it?"

"I know...but I look into her eyes and I feel like I've known her forever....and I literally mean forever. I told you what happened when we were making love. "

"Urrgghh. Don't remind me. Talking of which. Can you at least put your hands over it. "

I grinned and covered myself.

"Oops. Down smeagle. See. Just talking about her and poof... there he is."

"Smeagle.? Oh grim. That makes so many bad images appear in my brain. Stuff I don't need to imagine. "