My Story.

Got to get back to my baby.

The next two weeks dragged by. I called my girl several times a day. God how I missed her. We talked dirty..(well I did) I don't think she was comfortable doing that just yet.

On Valentine's Day Joe answered the phone. He was worried about Kerry. He told me about his friends hiding Valentines cards signed from him. I was furious. Apparently it had really upset her. I was also angry with myself. I hadn't thought about Valentine's Day. It was bad enough that I missed her birthday but to miss Valentine's Day too was inexcusable. I cursed myself loudly.

Joe told me that I should think of a way to make it up to her when I got home. I asked if she was around and was delighted when he said she was going up to my bedroom to answer. I heard the clicks of her picking up the bedroom receiver and Joe hanging up the hallway one. Time to get as romantic as possible when you're nearly 6,000 miles away.

"Hello beautiful."

I heard that beautiful giggle.

"Hello."

"Are you okay sweetheart?"

"Er. Yes."

" How about the truth now? Joe told me what his friends did. I'm sorry for what they did."

"I'm okay. I'm used to people doing that sort of thing."

"It's not okay at all sweetheart. They were wrong to do that to you. I promise when I get home I will make it up to you."

"How?"

"I will do whatever you want me to precious. Just tell me what you want me to do and I will be your slave."

I heard her gasp.

"What's wrong love? Why did you gasp?"

"It's nothing. You'll think I'm being silly."

"Please tell me. I promise nothing you have to say will sound silly to me."

"It's just...."

"Just what love?"

"You sounded like him."

"Who? Alan? I'm sorry sweethear....."

"No. The labyrinth guy. That's my favourite line in the movie and the way you said it. You sounded just like him."

I couldn't help but chuckle as I answered.

"Well I am the labyrinth guy. So of course I'm going to sound like him."

"See. I told you it would sound silly."

"It doesn't sound silly sweetheart. Not at all and it's true. I will be your slave."

She gasped again. I quickly wrote down that sentence in my notes. A possible line for a song dedicated to her.

"When I get home I want you to tell me what it is about the labyrinth guy you like and why. "

"Okay."

We talked for another hour and half until my angel fell asleep. Once her breathing had deepened I started to plan how I was going to get home to her sooner than arranged. I realised that Corinne could check my phone records with the hotel so I had to go find a phone box. I grabbed a handful of change. Unfortunately I couldn't get anyone to understand what I needed over the phone so I grabbed a taxi and went to the airport.  Once there I found a someone who could speak English and she helped me to arrange for a private jet from Italy to Luton airport. The plan was once I'd grabbed some essential shopping from Milan I would find a way to ditch Corinne and get to the airport and my jet would have me back in England 5 hours before the flight I was booked on was due to leave Italy. I almost floated back to the hotel.

We left the hotel at midnight. I had already had a very good chat with kerry and I was very relaxed. I decided to make sure Corinne wasn't suspicious. I hammed up the fear of flying. I was my usual stressed out flyer. I complained that the plane looked faulty. When the engines started I whined that the plane sounded funny. She got annoyed with me like she usually does and hissed.

"How the fuck would you know David? You haven't been conscious on a plane since 1987. I won't hesitate to shove these tranquillisers down your fucking whiney throat if you don't shut the fuck up."

I 'apologised' knowing that she was buying my act. The fact is the thought of getting home to Kerry was keeping me calm. I slept for 6 hours of the 12 hour flight. The other 6 I read books and politely declined the air stewardess's relentless offers to help me relax in the toilet. We landed just after 5 am in Milan. We headed straight to our hotel and I ordered breakfast. It wasn't worth bothering to try and sleep. We would be heading to the shops at 9. I thought about calling home to let them know I was on my way but then I realised that I wanted to surprise my girl.

At bang on 9 am Corinne let herself into my room. I told her to head out without me and I would catch up with her later. She wasn't impressed but left. I watched from my hotel window. It was nearly 30 minutes before I saw her getting into a car and heading towards the shopping district. I immediately grabbed my cases and took them down to the reception area. I got a taxi to the airport and checked that everything was still on schedule. There was some mild panic because I had arrived 5 hours earlier than expected. I reassured them I was just checking my bags in with them and would be back in approximately 4 hours. I then headed to the shopping district myself. I brought a few gifts for Joe and Kerry. Well one of the gifts was more for me than Kerry..

Coffee flavoured condoms. As I have mentioned previously Kerry had been subjected to terrible things by Alan including using a mouth spreader that she was forced to sleep with so that he could shove his dick in her mouth whenever he wanted. As a result she hated the feeling of someone ejaculating in her mouth and the taste of it too. I don't blame her at all so when she had given me reciprocal oral sex I told her when I was close so she could move away. She crawled up my body crying and apologising for being what she called a freak. So I kissed her deeply and slipped smeagle back into her warmth so we could continue to make love and both get that release.

I was given a bottle of a new Thierry Mugler perfume. "ANGEL" it described her perfectly. I also spotted a bracelet that looked really distinctive. It had a heart attached to it that could be engraved with something. I got one side engraved with 4 CANDLE and the other side with SMEAGLE X ( the 4 candle thing was because she used the two Ronnie's 4 candles sketch to make fun of my as she called it cock-er-knee accent.)

I made my way back to the hotel. Calling into my favourite ice cream shop to order plenty of cappuccino ice cream. (It was part of my plan to distract coco so I could escape) In just 3 hours I would be boarding my plane on my way home to be with my girl. I left my bag of gifts at the reception desk. Then made my way to the hotel dining room. Corinne came stomping through about 3/4 of the way through my meal. She was livid. She demanded to know where I had been. I told her that I only went to order the ice cream and came straight back. She announced that she had brought Iman a gift for me. I immediately told her she could take it straight back on the way to the airport and while she was at it collect the ice cream.

She said

"We will take it back together David."

I nodded okay. As soon as she was eating. I told her that I had suddenly remembered that I wanted to get something specific for Joe. I said I won't be long and dashed off before she had chance to stop me. I grabbed my gifts from the reception and  gave them a message for Corrine.

"Will meet you at the airport. Don't forget the ice cream."

It was 90 minutes before my flight and a 30 minutes ride to the airport. Fingers crossed Corrine wouldn't realise until she knocked on my door that I had checked out and by that time I would already be landing in Luton.